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  1. Ding Dong Johnson
    why did I think that was always supposed to be part of the reno?
  2. Ding Dong Johnson
    Jr year of high school I used my neighbors sox tix. He took a date to the restaurant so we never saw him until the 8th when he came down to watch fireworks. Friend ha d I each had a stack of 12ish empty beers under our seats. He left shortly thereafter. What I'm saying is my career beer/inning is well over 1. looks like you may be approaching that ratio tonight
  3. Ding Dong Johnson
    put the bullpens back!
  4. Ding Dong Johnson
    but for real, their roster really is a hot mess. their opening day roster looks like the 8th inning of a 1st week of spring training game.
  5. Ding Dong Johnson
    yeah, it sure isn't fair that like half of their 25 man roster is guys who are playing above low-A ball for the first time ever
  6. Ding Dong Johnson
    well he did hit 20 of them last season
  7. Ding Dong Johnson
    thanks to bukie, mlb, YouTube, and all the kids at home. 1-20 have been added
  8. Ding Dong Johnson
    nachos, popcorn, peanuts, etc. you're a monster if you only eat wieners
  9. Ding Dong Johnson
    where do you think he got them?
  10. Ding Dong Johnson
    shoulda picked more NL West guys on my HR derby team
  11. Ding Dong Johnson
    so much for Bethancourt playing all over and pitching. 1 pitch, 1 cleat to the knee
  12. Ding Dong Johnson
    the Padres may not be the best baseball team in San Diego
  13. Ding Dong Johnson
    blisters = herpes. it's a Ryan Braun type thing
  14. Ding Dong Johnson
    33 million ain't too bad. that'll get him a lot of booze
  15. Ding Dong Johnson
    still better than Jim Nantz
  16. Ding Dong Johnson
    take Rossy away and the players aren't pricks anymore. coincidence?
  17. Ding Dong Johnson
    farts
  18. Ding Dong Johnson
    Married with children so was Chuck Berry
  19. Ding Dong Johnson
    the only thing less surprising would be if this had come from mojo
  20. Ding Dong Johnson
    may the friggin turd never record another out
  21. Ding Dong Johnson
    my nipples have been hard all day anticipating this game and someone just slapped me on the back. will they stay this way forever now?
  22. Ding Dong Johnson
    this is kind of where I'm at too
  23. Ding Dong Johnson
    oh yeah, I keep forgetting about that
  24. Ding Dong Johnson
    what happened the last time tree started a gam thread?
  25. Ding Dong Johnson
    if they lose I will burn your house down
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