I will not go quietly into that whatever night. I WILL BE VICTORIOUS. last time I told you the tale of Pauly Shore, and the team responded in kind by being as poopy as the time I met mr. Shore. today I bring to you this hunk, a man I once literally bumped into in a crapper at the Salt Lake City airport. CAUTION: HE IS EVEN UGLIER IN PERSON. please trust me when I tell you this so you do not have to suffer the same horrific ordeal I endured