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Ding Dong Johnson

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  1. Ding Dong Johnson
    don’t stop believen
  2. Ding Dong Johnson
    [tweet] [/tweet]
  3. Ding Dong Johnson
    I thought Soler would turn into Stanton, but now I think Stanton will turn into Soler
  4. Ding Dong Johnson
    looks like Brett Jackson to me
  5. Ding Dong Johnson
    this is the second post i've ever given the <3 to on this board. this is the third. did you see my post about the seal the other day he sure is a stingy sumbitch
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    lmfao, what? no. signing ohtani literally allows us to do the opposite of that say hello to an infielder?
  8. Ding Dong Johnson
    Yosh Kawano
  9. Ding Dong Johnson
    Theo was last seen telling Yu Darvish to horsefeathers off
  10. Ding Dong Johnson
    100+ isn't enough. A NL starting pitcher gets about 70-80 PAs in a season hitting 9th on the days they start. Promise him whatever he wants and let him actually do it for the first season. If he sucks offensively then you transition him to a more traditional role in year 2. I'd suggest letting him start every 6th game as a pitcher, get about 40 starts in the OF/DH and then be available to pinch hit the other days. That would get him 27ish starts and 250-300 or so PAs. That's about the same number of PAs that he had each year in Japan. But I wouldn't lie. Let him do whatever it takes to get him here and his performance will decide how to move forward after year 1. Arrieta led the team with 61 ABs last year. A Lora had 299. Somewhere in between is probably about right. Let him take TLS’s 125. uh, seal MAN put up some damn good numbers. he may need a few more ABs, not less
  11. Ding Dong Johnson
    they put Schwarber in the OF. they’ll put anyone out there
  12. Ding Dong Johnson
    1. fire Butch Jones 2. hire someone like Butch Jones
  13. Ding Dong Johnson
    he looks like Captain Harris there. the horsefeathers did Proctor do this time?
  14. Ding Dong Johnson
    I like you better when you're gone for months at a time I liked you better when you made arguments no you didn’t
  15. Ding Dong Johnson
    I hope Mike Riley did enough today to save his job
  16. Ding Dong Johnson
    He was soft after his first injury though. Doctors cleared him to play weeks before the playoffs, yet Rose refused to play. I like you better when you're gone for months at a time
  17. Ding Dong Johnson
    Miami is getting the full Mark Richt today
  18. Ding Dong Johnson
    He's already got his new entrance music picked out and everything: more like
  19. Ding Dong Johnson
    we should have the smartest first base coach in the game
  20. Ding Dong Johnson
    damn.
  21. Ding Dong Johnson
    stunt dick
  22. Ding Dong Johnson
    6. horsefeathers Clay Travis
  23. Ding Dong Johnson
    Given that the Cubs aren't getting him, I could definitely live with Stanton in San Francisco. Wait...you're gonna live with Stanton in SF? :)
  24. Ding Dong Johnson
    I’m shocked at the number of people I know who are shocked Iowa lost again. I can’t wait for the next generation of Ferentz ball
  25. Ding Dong Johnson
    I’m not even mad at myself that I don’t recognize half of those guys
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