You have one? :shock: I should stop telling people that. Yeah, I do. I was drunk, I live in St. Louis. I thought it would be funny to wear to games here. The first time I did, he got shellacked. Should have seen that one coming. Sounds like it's time to purchase this: http://www.wrigleyvillesports.com/Chicago-Cubs/Player-Name-and-Number_2/Chicago-Cubs-Jim-Edmonds-Name-and-Number-T-Shirt Might turn out better ;)