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aTm may have the ugliest court ever.

he pays Nick to mow it.

Tebow to Forego Senior Season MIAMI (AP) -- Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend directly into heaven. Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24- hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman winner entered the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters fainted. "Sorry I'm late," Tebow began. "There was a six-year-old boy with cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal him." "I want to start by saying that playing quarterback for the University of Florida, winning two national championships, has been a great honor. There has been some speculation about my future and I want to clear that up right now," he continued. "Don't go, Tim!" a reporter shouted from the back of the room. "After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven," Tebow announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a blinding white light and vanished. In response to the news, ESPN announced they will have a month-long tribute to Tebow. ESPN2 will now be known as ESPN-TEBOW and will feature Tebow highlights (including home videos of Tebow's childhood), re-airings of past interviews, Tebow-centric analysis by ESPN air personalities, a Tebow quiz show and a reality show to find the "most Tebow-like" person in America. "He wasn't just the greatest player in college football history," said a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming down his face. "He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on earth."

did you go to ULM Vance? Took some classes there. My ba degree is from Louisiana College. Ah, okay. I knew you rooted for the Warhawks too. I guess that's due to the fact that you live there, and I assume your wife went there since she is a pharmacist.

Out of the ESPN voters; Stark, Olney, Gammons, and Kurkjian; only Gammons didn't vote for McGwire. What do you think his vote would be if McGwire would have played for Boston?

That's what she said. they never say that.

is Tim Hudson injured? TJS

The Braves rotation will include Lowe, Vazquez, Jair Jurrjens and Kawakami. Jo-Jo Reyes, Charlie Morton, James Parr, Tommy Hanson and Tom Glavine could potentially compete for the fifth spot in the rotation.

agreed. i thought all orientals were named mr. miyagi.

did you go to ULM Vance?

:banghead: I had N.D. +6.5. Way to blow it guys. I picked ND to make more 3-pters in the ESPN Streak. Seemed safe since Notre Dame shoots 40%+ and Louisville shoots in the 30's. Like all my safe bets on the streak (home teams, highly favored teams) I lost. yeah, i lost my streak of 7 lastnight on UNC

:banghead: I had N.D. +6.5. Way to blow it guys.

Dunn

Louisiana Tech is probably going to have their best class ever. I know that's not really saying a whole lot. They have 22 commits so far. 6 of them are 3 stars, and the others are all 2 stars.

Philly/Zona in the NFC Championship game didn't convince you to stop betting on football? I can't fathom how many people lost on the Panthers v. Cards game It's not like people were betting on the game straight up. A larger % of people actually took ARZ +10.

Arz and O 48 Bal and U 33

he'll have to get a rap sheet first.

NFC Championship Philadelphia @ Arizona 3:00 p.m. ET (FOX) AFC Championship Baltimore @ Pittsburgh 6:00 p.m. ET (CBS)

i hope d-bag Rivers talks trash to the steelers after the game.

that TD was huge for me.

couldn't you say that about any team

Eagles are 3 pt. favorites for the NFC Championship.

Top 3 in the nation, but I think they were last year too.