Obviously you aren't aware that beer is a potent diuretic, especially when you have six to ten. And that's before the game starts. Real fans know to pregame elsewhere, as the ballpark beers are expensive. Also, real fans get drunk enough before the game that they forget they don't need to keep drinking the expensive ballpark beers all during the game. +1 Although, I continue to drink during the game - and after. Oh yeah, I have a philosophy. Go hard or go home. Generally speaking when I head to a Cubs game, I crash at a friend's house the night before, wake up and hit the bars about 2-3 hours before the game starts. Then I keep the beer vendors busy until the game is over. Grab dinner, hit up the bars, and head to Carol's around 2 and stay til they kick us out. One of these days, I'll be too old to make that trip. I already find I can't do it nearly as often as I used to be able to.