Four fractured vertebrae. He might never walk again. Dude. Don't. Just don't. I always feel it's less likely to happen if I joke about it. I know there's no rational explanation for that, but damned if I'm not gonna keep it up. Nor is there a rational explanation for me reacting to the superstitious thought. But it is the Cubs. And a wise friend of mine once said - "NEVER tempt the gods"
Hendry should trade Jones for anything, and then we will have a Soriano, Pie, and Murton/Floyd outfield. :D I actually think that's been the plan from the outset.