I do this when I see professional cricket, even. I know it's an extremely lucrative sport for it's participants, so objectively I understand that there is big league competition to be at that level and make that money. Objectively I understand that I do not possess elite hand-eye coordination or bat speed but subjectively, I watch it and believe in the very core of my being that I would absolutely rake at an international test match level. Come at me, India. Come at me, Australia. Come at me, England. Y'all don't know from baseball. I'll crush tater after tater. Change the game forever. I also believe this about women's softball. I would rake Jennie Finch or whoever the hot shot pitcher is these days.