I've got some pizzas coming, and I just found out my wife's due date today. This is one of those rare days where if the Cubs lose 13-0, I still won't stop smiling. I'm on top of the friggin universe right now!
If the Cubs lose this game I'm going to jump in front of the next car I see. Unfortunately, there are a lot of old folks around here, so I'll probably just get a scratch.