Allroy

We don't even have many real baseball fans out here in Oregon with no local pro team. A few wannabe Mariner fans and thats about it. Most of my friends don't even really like baseball and know better than to ask me about the Cubs. They know better. They've seen the holes in my walls. My phone hasn't rang much the last week. Figures.

Soriano and Ramirez this is on you. They make more money in a year that all of us combined. Contract the team and burn Wrigley to the ground. I can't do this anymore.

Thank you god. Thank you.

Dick is such an idiot its not even funny anymore.

Thank you wind. Good job Sori.

Dempster is getting squeezed hard. That first pitch was a strike.

Jimmy!

Soto let him off the hook. No help from the ump there.

Alright. Let's get some runs Cubs!

DP please.

That a boy Lee. Lowe doesn't look that sharp so far.

Come on Donger. That was ball 4.

Alright. Good start.

Just got in. Let's do the effin' thing.

Just bean his fat ass.