Marquis is batting? LOU IS A [expletive] MORON!!!!! That's it. I concede. Enjoy tomorrow's game thread by A New Era. edit: the word filter catches "f reaking?" seriously?
Maybe we could start Hoff on Sunday. Couldn't be worse than Marquis. Soto will pitch to himself. The only question will be perfect game or merciful no hitter Someone e-mail this to Hendry.
Hopefully it'll be Marshall or Hart (or Soriano or Darren Baker or Hillary Clinton) I'm still not convinced that Hart is starter material, but how many innings was he up to in Iowa? He can't be worse than Marquis. Give him a shot.
Oh look. We score a run and then give it right back. They remembered they're the Cubs again. Damn you Marquis for putting a blemish on my perfect game thread record.