I think they should announce that anyone in the stands planning on having children, or that already have small children, should force them with all of their might to make them left handed because that's how much you can suck and still make millions of dollars. I was just saying, if I'd known then what I know now I'd have spent hours at a time working on my pitching when I was younger. If I threw 15-20 mph faster I'd be making 450K/year right now as a pitcher. I ask my dad the question all the time why he didn't force me to do things lefthanded when I was little. I mean seriously all you have to be able to do is throw mid-high 80's with an average secondary pitch just to get noticed by a MLB team and you could at least find a spot in the minors somewhere. I hope this line of thinking goes the way of the dodo in the next 10 years or so. It's so antiquated. There is no need for a crappy lefty when that roster spot can be used for a good righty. It doesn't matter what hand he throws with. As long as he gets people out. I don't care if I have 5 lefties in my bullpen or zero, just so long as they can all get people out on a regular basis.