Omar

Divorces from this man cures cancer. so if you have cancer, marry him. then divorce him.

Cubs v. Davies Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Kris Bryant 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 16 15 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 .067 .125 .067 .192 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Willson Contreras, Jason Heyward, Tommy La Stella, David Ross, Matt Szczur and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood Brewers v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jonathan Lucroy 21 18 5 2 0 0 1 3 2 .278 .381 .389 .770 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Braun 19 19 4 1 0 0 0 0 5 .211 .211 .263 .474 0 0 0 0 1 Scooter Gennett 15 14 5 1 0 0 3 1 0 .357 .400 .429 .829 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Carter 8 8 1 0 0 1 1 0 6 .125 .125 .500 .625 0 0 0 0 0 Martin Maldonado 6 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jimmy Nelson 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 5 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Hernan Perez 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jonathan Villar 6 4 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Kirk Nieuwenhuis 5 5 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400 .400 .600 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Garza 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 94 88 22 5 0 1 5 6 24 .250 .298 .341 .639 0 0 0 0 1 Has not faced: Jake Elmore, Ramon Flores, Will Middlebrooks and Andy Wilkins & Has not faced pitchers: Chase Anderson, Jacob Barnes, Blaine Boyer, Zach Davies, Junior Guerra, Jeremy Jeffress, Corey Knebel, Jhan Marinez, Will Smith, Tyler Thornburg and Carlos Torres

where's the maple syrup? how do you have pancakes w/o maple syrup?

RIP Dexter Fowler (1986-2016) Good night sweet prince.

we should check her instagram to truly be sure

I thought about that but when were the Brewers a kingdom?

maybe its talking about the other team

Definitely Cruz. His task is much more difficult. Tom Ricketts can brush over his dilemma here and there during random interviews which are 90% the interviewers (rightfully) kissing his feet, and he doesn't really have any reasons to not reconnect the organization with Sosa. Ted Cruz basically stuck his middle finger to an entire arena full of nutjobs, with good reason.

Can this be Montgomery's entrance and warmup music? Please? start the Twitter campaign

Brewers v. Hammel Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ryan Braun 29 23 8 1 0 2 3 3 4 .348 .483 .652 1.135 0 0 0 3 0 Scooter Gennett 20 19 6 1 0 0 0 1 4 .316 .350 .368 .718 0 0 0 0 1 Jonathan Lucroy 16 15 4 0 0 0 1 1 2 .267 .313 .267 .579 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Carter 9 9 2 1 0 1 1 0 5 .222 .222 .667 .889 0 0 0 0 0 Martin Maldonado 9 8 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .111 .000 .111 0 0 0 0 0 Hernan Perez 7 6 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 .167 .286 .167 .452 0 0 0 0 0 Kirk Nieuwenhuis 6 6 2 0 0 1 2 0 1 .333 .333 .833 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Will Middlebrooks 4 4 1 0 0 1 2 0 1 .250 .250 1.000 1.250 0 0 0 0 0 Jimmy Nelson 4 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Ramon Flores 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Jonathan Villar 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Garza 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Junior Guerra 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 114 103 25 4 0 5 9 8 26 .243 .316 .427 .743 0 0 0 3 2 Has not faced: Jake Elmore and Andy Wilkins & Has not faced pitchers: Chase Anderson, Jacob Barnes, Blaine Boyer, Zach Davies, Jeremy Jeffress, Corey Knebel, Jhan Marinez, Will Smith, Tyler Thornburg and Carlos Torres Cubs v. Nelson Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 19 19 4 1 1 1 2 0 4 .211 .211 .526 .737 0 0 0 0 1 Kris Bryant 13 13 3 1 0 0 0 0 4 .231 .231 .308 .538 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 13 13 2 0 0 0 0 0 4 .154 .154 .154 .308 0 0 0 0 1 Jason Heyward 12 11 3 1 0 0 2 0 3 .273 .250 .364 .614 0 1 0 0 1 David Ross 8 4 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 .000 .429 .000 .429 1 0 1 0 0 John Lackey 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 5 .000 .143 .000 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 6 6 3 0 0 0 2 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 6 5 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .200 .167 .200 .367 0 1 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 6 4 2 1 0 0 0 2 1 .500 .667 .750 1.417 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 6 3 1 0 0 0 0 3 0 .333 .667 .333 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 4 3 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 .333 .500 .667 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 105 91 20 5 1 1 7 10 27 .220 .291 .330 .621 2 2 1 0 3 Has not faced: Albert Almora and Willson Contreras & Has not faced pitchers: Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jon Lester, Spencer Patton, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood

EAT horsefeathers, METROPOLITANS

Err maybe he should be pitching? Screw trading for Andrew Miller. yeah lets do it like cricket where the pitcher (bowler) gets a running start.

Ohh I never watch ESPN so I hadn't heard this. Tell me more. did you hear about the fan that tried to reach for the foul ball?

I found this at a tobacco shop in Darien, IL http://i.imgur.com/f38HncL.png thats right. random twigs in the background.

never thought i'd see 3 Cubs games in a row on ESPN did they mistake us for the Red Sox or something?

Game thread starts: Serious business.

Unless they make the playoffs, of course.

Mets v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Neil Walker 10 8 3 1 0 0 0 0 4 .375 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 2 0 Curtis Granderson 8 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .125 .125 .125 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Wilmer Flores 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis dArnaud 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Juan Lagares 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kelly Johnson 3 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jose Reyes 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Yoenis Cespedes 2 2 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Michael Conforto 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Jacob deGrom 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Total 45 41 8 2 0 0 2 1 8 .195 .250 .244 .494 0 0 0 2 1 Has not faced: Asdrubal Cabrera, Alejandro De Aza, James Loney and Rene Rivera & Has not faced pitchers: Antonio Bastardo, Jerry Blevins, Bartolo Colon, Jeurys Familia, Erik Goeddel, Seth Lugo, Steven Matz, Addison Reed, Hansel Robles, Noah Syndergaard and Logan Verrett Cubs v. Bottle O' Cologne Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 22 17 9 0 1 4 6 5 3 .529 .636 1.353 1.989 0 0 1 0 1 Jason Heyward 21 20 7 1 0 1 4 1 1 .350 .381 .550 .931 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 10 10 1 0 0 1 2 0 2 .100 .100 .400 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 7 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 4 .143 .143 .143 .286 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 4 2 1 0 0 0 0 2 1 .500 .750 .500 1.250 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 1 0 0 Willson Contreras 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 85 75 21 1 1 6 12 10 18 .280 .365 .560 .925 0 0 2 0 1 Has not faced: Albert Almora and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Spencer Patton, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood Expect Zobrist to lead off, probably.

Mets v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Curtis Granderson 37 32 11 2 1 3 9 4 4 .344 .405 .750 1.155 0 1 1 0 0 Neil Walker 32 31 6 1 0 1 3 1 9 .194 .219 .323 .541 0 0 0 0 1 Wilmer Flores 13 13 3 1 0 0 0 0 2 .231 .231 .308 .538 0 0 0 0 0 Asdrubal Cabrera 12 11 5 0 0 2 4 1 1 .455 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Yoenis Cespedes 12 11 3 1 0 1 4 1 2 .273 .333 .636 .970 0 0 0 0 0 Alejandro De Aza 9 7 3 0 0 0 1 1 1 .429 .444 .429 .873 0 1 0 0 0 Kelly Johnson 9 6 0 0 0 0 0 3 4 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Travis dArnaud 7 7 3 0 0 0 2 0 1 .429 .429 .429 .857 0 0 0 0 0 James Loney 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .200 .000 .200 0 0 0 0 0 Noah Syndergaard 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Juan Lagares 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Jose Reyes 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Bartolo Colon 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Michael Conforto 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jacob deGrom 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Total 152 138 36 6 1 7 24 12 31 .261 .316 .471 .787 0 2 1 0 2 Has not faced: Rene Rivera & Has not faced pitchers: Antonio Bastardo, Jerry Blevins, Jeurys Familia, Erik Goeddel, Seth Lugo, Steven Matz, Addison Reed, Hansel Robles and Logan Verrett Cubs v. Syndergaard Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Kris Bryant 8 8 4 1 1 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .875 1.375 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 8 6 1 0 0 0 1 2 2 .167 .375 .167 .542 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 6 6 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 5 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .400 .400 .400 .800 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 .000 .200 .000 .200 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 5 5 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 .200 .400 .600 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 1 0 Addison Russell 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Albert Almora 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Spencer Patton 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Total 54 50 13 3 2 0 2 3 15 .260 .315 .400 .715 0 0 0 1 1 Has not faced pitchers: Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood

Cubs v. Matz Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 6 6 2 1 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .500 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 5 5 2 0 0 1 1 0 1 .400 .400 1.000 1.400 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 5 4 1 0 0 1 2 1 2 .250 .400 1.000 1.400 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 5 5 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400 .400 .600 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 .000 .667 .000 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Albert Almora 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 37 32 9 3 0 2 3 5 9 .281 .378 .563 .941 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Jason Heyward, Tommy La Stella and Miguel Montero & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Spencer Patton, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren Mets v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Curtis Granderson 54 49 15 2 1 3 8 3 15 .306 .352 .571 .923 0 1 0 1 0 Asdrubal Cabrera 31 27 7 2 0 0 2 1 9 .259 .276 .333 .609 2 1 0 0 0 Jose Reyes 27 25 3 0 0 0 2 2 3 .120 .185 .120 .305 0 0 0 0 0 Yoenis Cespedes 20 18 3 0 0 0 2 2 5 .167 .250 .167 .417 0 0 0 0 1 James Loney 19 16 4 1 0 0 1 2 4 .250 .368 .313 .681 0 0 0 1 0 Kelly Johnson 17 15 1 0 0 0 1 2 4 .067 .176 .067 .243 0 0 0 0 0 Alejandro De Aza 15 14 4 4 0 0 2 1 2 .286 .333 .571 .905 0 0 0 0 0 Wilmer Flores 11 10 4 0 0 2 3 1 2 .400 .455 1.000 1.455 0 0 0 0 0 Juan Lagares 11 9 4 2 0 0 0 1 1 .444 .545 .667 1.212 0 0 0 1 0 Neil Walker 10 10 3 0 0 0 1 0 3 .300 .300 .300 .600 0 0 0 0 0 Travis dArnaud 3 3 2 0 0 1 1 0 0 .667 .667 1.667 2.333 0 0 0 0 0 Bartolo Colon 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jacob deGrom 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Rene Rivera 1 1 1 0 0 1 2 0 0 1.000 1.000 4.000 5.000 0 0 0 0 0 Noah Syndergaard 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 224 201 52 11 1 7 25 16 49 .259 .320 .428 .748 2 2 0 3 1 Has not faced: Michael Conforto & Has not faced pitchers: Antonio Bastardo, Jerry Blevins, Jeurys Familia, Erik Goeddel, Seth Lugo, Steven Matz, Addison Reed, Hansel Robles and Logan Verrett

I would also like to make a confession. I spent a small part of my childhood in Queens near Shea Stadium. As a kid, I originally called myself a Mets fan. Me Father For I have Sinned>

Baez leading off? The Maddon roulette is in full effect.

Isnt Harry Caray's third wife, Dutchie Caray offended by all Harry Caray impressions? or was it just that one AT&T commercial?