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Marlins v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dee Gordon 9 9 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .222 .222 .222 .444 0 0 0 0 0 Marcell Ozuna 9 7 2 1 0 0 3 2 2 .286 .444 .429 .873 0 0 0 0 0 Christian Yelich 9 7 1 0 0 0 0 2 3 .143 .333 .143 .476 0 0 0 0 0 Adeiny Hechavarria 8 8 2 1 0 0 1 0 1 .250 .250 .375 .625 0 0 0 0 1 Derek Dietrich 6 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 .333 .200 .533 0 0 0 1 0 Martin Prado 6 5 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .200 .333 .200 .533 0 0 0 0 0 J.T. Realmuto 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Giancarlo Stanton 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 3 .000 .400 .000 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Jeff Mathis 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Tom Koehler 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Rojas 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 63 55 11 2 0 0 4 7 12 .200 .302 .236 .538 0 0 0 1 1 Has not faced: Chris Johnson and Ichiro Suzuki & Has not faced pitchers: Kyle Barraclough, Andrew Cashner, Adam Conley, Mike Dunn, Brian Ellington, Jose Fernandez, Dustin McGowan, Nefi Ogando, David Phelps, A.J. Ramos, Fernando Rodney and Nick Wittgren

Mariners v. Matusz Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Robinson Cano 42 38 12 2 0 2 5 4 7 .316 .381 .526 .907 0 0 1 0 1 Nelson Cruz 13 12 7 3 0 2 5 1 2 .583 .615 1.333 1.949 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Seager 11 11 4 1 0 1 3 0 4 .364 .364 .727 1.091 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Lind 7 6 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 .167 .286 .167 .452 0 0 0 0 0 Seth Smith 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Franklin Gutierrez 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Iannetta 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .250 .000 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Leonys Martin 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Wade LeBlanc 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Nori Aoki 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Mike Zunino 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 94 87 26 6 0 5 13 7 21 .299 .351 .540 .891 0 0 1 0 2 Has not faced: Dae-ho Lee, Shawn O'Malley and Luis Sardinas & Has not faced pitchers: Steve Cishek, Edwin Diaz, Felix Hernandez, Hisashi Iwakuma, Nate Karns, Wade Miley, Vidal Nuno, James Paxton, Drew Storen and Tom Wilhelmsen Cubs v. Hernandez Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 45 37 5 0 0 0 4 6 11 .135 .244 .135 .380 0 2 0 0 2 Dexter Fowler 14 14 4 0 0 0 0 0 4 .286 .286 .286 .571 0 0 0 0 1 Jason Heyward 7 6 2 0 0 0 0 1 3 .333 .429 .333 .762 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 David Ross 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Total 78 69 12 0 0 0 4 7 19 .174 .244 .174 .418 0 2 0 0 4 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Willson Contreras, Anthony Rizzo, Addison Russell and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Joe Nathan, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Travis Wood

Chapman?! It wasn't supposed to be like this!

Forsythe is really getting their moneys worth today

Cubs v. Iwukama Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 12 11 2 1 0 0 0 1 5 .182 .250 .273 .523 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 12 11 4 1 0 0 0 1 2 .364 .417 .455 .871 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 34 32 11 3 0 0 0 2 8 .344 .382 .438 .820 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Willson Contreras, David Ross, Addison Russell and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Joe Nathan, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Travis Wood Mariners v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Robinson Cano 82 75 18 6 0 0 8 6 15 .240 .293 .320 .613 0 1 0 0 3 Adam Lind 30 29 3 1 0 0 0 1 12 .103 .133 .138 .271 0 0 0 0 0 Nelson Cruz 31 28 11 2 1 3 5 3 4 .393 .452 .857 1.309 0 0 0 0 1 Franklin Gutierrez 23 22 5 0 0 2 6 1 11 .227 .261 .500 .761 0 0 0 0 1 Kyle Seager 16 16 5 1 0 2 3 0 1 .313 .313 .750 1.063 0 0 0 0 0 Nori Aoki 15 14 5 0 0 0 2 1 0 .357 .400 .357 .757 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Iannetta 12 9 2 0 0 1 3 3 1 .222 .417 .556 .972 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Zunino 6 5 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 .600 .667 .600 1.267 0 0 0 0 0 Luis Sardinas 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Leonys Martin 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Seth Smith 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Total 224 205 53 10 1 8 27 18 46 .259 .317 .434 .751 0 1 0 0 5 Has not faced: Dae-ho Lee and Shawn O'Malley & Has not faced pitchers: Steve Cishek, Edwin Diaz, Felix Hernandez, Hisashi Iwakuma, Nate Karns, Wade LeBlanc, Wade Miley, Vidal Nuno, James Paxton, David Rollins, Drew Storen and Tom Wilhelmsen

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also on WGN, peace be upon you.

thats true. this is why i need 1-liner suggestions.

I will be at the game today, right field bleachers - extra early during batting practice for the sole reason of heckling Sale while he warms up and getting in his head currently taking 1-liner suggestions to yell at him if he throws meatballs, you're welcome.

[tweet] [/tweet] We haven't seen this type of heat since Kyle Farnsworth, really. or Henry Rowengartner.

This is one of the few games where I expected the Cubs to not be favored in, but that isn't the case. 538 http://i.imgur.com/P94IZtK.png Fangraphs http://i.imgur.com/0ik0Jen.png

"I'm not impressed," winning pitcher Jason Hammel joked. "I thought we were getting the guy that was throwing 105. He only hit 103."

Olympic athletes told to ‘keep your mouth closed’ when in contaminated water Thats the same advice I gave to my best friend who was insecure about her braces

White Sox v. Choppers McTooth Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Melky Cabrera 43 40 13 4 0 1 2 3 7 .325 .372 .500 .872 0 0 0 0 1 Justin Morneau 40 37 9 1 0 1 5 3 10 .243 .300 .351 .651 0 0 0 0 3 Todd Frazier 22 20 3 0 0 1 3 2 6 .150 .227 .300 .527 0 0 0 0 1 Dioner Navarro 20 19 2 1 0 0 4 0 5 .105 .100 .158 .258 0 1 0 0 1 Jose Abreu 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Eaton 4 4 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Avisail Garcia 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Sanchez 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 J.B. Shuck 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jose Quintana 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 144 134 32 6 0 3 15 9 34 .239 .285 .351 .635 0 1 0 0 6 Has not faced: Tim Anderson, Omar Narvaez and Tyler Saladino & Has not faced pitchers: Matt Albers, Zach Duke, Carson Fulmer, Miguel Gonzalez, Dan Jennings, Nate Jones, Tommy Kahnle, Anthony Ranaudo, David Robertson, James Shields, Jacob Turner and Michael Ynoa Cubs v. Edward Scissorhands Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 12 11 6 1 0 0 1 0 3 .545 .583 .636 1.220 0 0 0 1 0 Dexter Fowler 7 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .143 .143 .143 .286 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 7 5 2 0 0 0 0 1 3 .400 .571 .400 .971 0 0 0 1 0 Kris Bryant 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 .000 .667 .000 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 50 44 10 1 0 0 1 4 23 .227 .320 .250 .570 0 0 0 2 0 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Willson Contreras, Tommy La Stella and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Mike Montgomery, Joe Nathan, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Travis Wood

meatballs are great revenue streams they are the type of people that will buy merchandise at the venue

has hawk said a word yet? I'm genuinely shocked how complimentary Hawk has been of the Cubs. even on Javy's fly out there he wanted to show a replay of his swing and how he generates a ton of power and is going to hit a lot of long home runs. it's really weird... Maybe he's been reading this board We did it guys

Are they playing "Walk the line" on the organ?

#EffThisCloserInParticular

I think Lance Briggs is there too, or so he tweeted.

Great spot to bat Montero or greatest spot to bat Montero?

lets just bat Montero 1st just to get him out of the way

Cubs v. Ranaudo Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 7 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .143 .143 .143 .286 0 0 0 0 0 Total 7 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .143 .143 .143 .286 0 0 0 0 0 White Sox v. Hammel Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Melky Cabrera 18 16 5 1 0 2 5 1 2 .313 .389 .750 1.139 0 0 1 1 0 Justin Morneau 18 14 7 5 0 0 3 4 2 .500 .611 .857 1.468 0 0 0 0 0 Brett Lawrie 14 14 4 0 0 1 1 0 0 .286 .286 .500 .786 0 0 0 0 0 Todd Frazier 13 11 2 1 0 1 3 1 3 .182 .231 .545 .776 0 1 0 0 0 J.B. Shuck 7 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .143 .143 .143 .286 0 0 0 0 0 James Shields 4 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Zach Duke 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Avisail Garcia 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 77 68 20 8 0 4 12 7 10 .294 .364 .588 .952 0 1 1 1 0 Has not faced: Jose Abreu, Tim Anderson, Adam Eaton, Omar Narvaez, Dioner Navarro and Tyler Saladino & Has not faced pitchers: Matt Albers, Carson Fulmer, Miguel Gonzalez, Dan Jennings, Nate Jones, Tommy Kahnle, Jose Quintana, Anthony Ranaudo, David Robertson, Jacob Turner and Michael Ynoa

There should be a support group for this. Consisting of the GOP, the Cubs, and fans of Roman Polanski films