Omar

2016 Cardinals: Because nothing says "Great baseball team" like having Jerome Williams on your MLB roster in 2016.

*reward

Cards v. Hammel Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jhonny Peralta 30 27 9 2 0 2 8 3 4 .333 .400 .630 1.030 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Carpenter 22 22 4 1 0 1 2 0 8 .182 .182 .364 .545 0 0 0 0 0 Yadier Molina 21 19 7 3 1 0 3 2 2 .368 .429 .632 1.060 0 0 0 0 1 Brandon Moss 15 14 5 2 0 0 3 0 3 .357 .400 .500 .900 0 0 0 1 0 Matt Adams 12 11 5 3 0 0 1 1 1 .455 .500 .727 1.227 0 0 0 0 0 Randal Grichuk 12 12 4 1 1 1 3 0 2 .333 .333 .833 1.167 0 0 0 0 1 Stephen Piscotty 11 10 4 1 1 1 2 1 2 .400 .455 1.000 1.455 0 0 0 0 0 Kolten Wong 11 8 1 1 0 0 0 2 2 .125 .364 .250 .614 0 0 0 1 1 Brayan Pena 10 10 3 1 0 0 1 0 2 .300 .300 .400 .700 0 0 0 0 0 Jedd Gyorko 8 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 4 .125 .125 .125 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Aledmys Diaz 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 1 Jeremy Hazelbaker 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Zach Duke 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Greg Garcia 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Jaime Garcia 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Martinez 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy Pham 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Wainwright 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 174 163 45 16 3 5 23 9 34 .276 .322 .503 .825 0 0 0 2 4 Has not faced: Carson Kelly, Jose Martinez and Alberto Rosario & Has not faced pitchers: Matthew Bowman, Jonathan Broxton, Dean Kiekhefer, Mike Leake, Mike Mayers, Seung-hwan Oh, Alex Reyes, Kevin Siegrist, Miguel Socolovich, Sam Tuivailala, Luke Weaver and Jerome Williams Cubs v. Garcia Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jason Heyward 19 19 3 0 0 0 0 0 5 .158 .158 .158 .316 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 17 12 1 0 0 0 1 5 4 .083 .353 .083 .436 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 8 7 2 1 0 0 1 0 2 .286 .375 .429 .804 0 0 0 1 0 Anthony Rizzo 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .143 .000 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 6 4 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 .750 .833 1.500 2.333 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 6 5 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 6 5 3 0 0 0 0 1 1 .600 .667 .600 1.267 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 5 4 2 1 0 1 2 1 2 .500 .600 1.500 2.100 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 4 4 1 0 0 0 2 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Albert Almora 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 99 85 18 2 0 2 10 11 27 .212 .309 .306 .615 2 0 0 1 0 Has not faced: Tim Federowicz, Munenori Kawasaki and Tommy La Stella & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Jake Buchanan, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Hector Rondon, Joe Smith, Travis Wood and Rob ZastryznyName PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jason Heyward 19 19 3 0 0 0 0 0 5 .158 .158 .158 .316 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 17 12 1 0 0 0 1 5 4 .083 .353 .083 .436 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 8 7 2 1 0 0 1 0 2 .286 .375 .429 .804 0 0 0 1 0 Anthony Rizzo 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .143 .000 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 6 4 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 .750 .833 1.500 2.333 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 6 5 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 6 5 3 0 0 0 0 1 1 .600 .667 .600 1.267 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 5 4 2 1 0 1 2 1 2 .500 .600 1.500 2.100 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 4 4 1 0 0 0 2 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Albert Almora 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 99 85 18 2 0 2 10 11 27 .212 .309 .306 .615 2 0 0 1 0 Has not faced: Tim Federowicz, Munenori Kawasaki and Tommy La Stella & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Jake Buchanan, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Hector Rondon, Joe Smith, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny

its not not an award

yeah horsefeathers the world series ring

For Fred's shoutout from Len: 2:31:40 for anyone that has MLB.TV (You will have to manually skip to that moment)

I second this motion. Okay, I changed most of the common swears. horsefeathers! horsefeathers yes

meh, what's he supposed to say to those rednecks if he wants to keep his job? Make America Great Again?

Tripp Gibson has been especially bad in recent memory, but he's only been around since 2015.

CB Bucknor says Hi.

http://rizzo44.com/event-sponsorship-application-form/ Presenting - $25,000 Triple - $10,000 Double - $5,000

Thanks Len!

Damn.

Damn.

woah. Comcast WONT take ad money for 3 minutes because of Kyle Hendricks COMCAST

Thats me.

You should also be tweeting to CSN Chicago

Patt Quinn is in the house (on Cardinals radio)

http://i.imgur.com/4CCTcH6.png http://i.imgur.com/4CCTcH6.png Re-sized for acceptable avatar dimensions on NSBB if anyone wants it

He does a Moises Alou stance with his legs and he's not wearing batting gloves

Greetings from beautiful Romeoville, Illinois !! Cubs v. Leake Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 39 35 12 2 0 2 7 3 5 .343 .410 .571 .982 0 0 0 1 2 Dexter Fowler 21 20 5 2 0 1 2 1 7 .250 .286 .500 .786 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 21 21 2 1 0 0 1 0 5 .095 .095 .143 .238 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Coghlan 20 19 11 4 0 2 2 0 0 .579 .600 1.105 1.705 0 0 0 1 0 Miguel Montero 15 13 4 0 0 1 2 1 1 .308 .400 .538 .938 0 0 0 1 0 Kris Bryant 14 14 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 .429 .429 .643 1.071 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 13 12 2 1 0 0 1 0 4 .167 .154 .250 .404 0 1 0 0 1 Jorge Soler 12 12 1 0 0 1 2 0 5 .083 .083 .333 .417 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 9 8 2 2 0 0 1 0 1 .250 .222 .500 .722 0 1 0 0 0 David Ross 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 1 0 0 John Lackey 5 5 1 0 0 0 1 0 3 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 .000 .500 .000 .500 1 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Munenori Kawasaki 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tim Federowicz 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 201 185 46 13 1 7 19 9 41 .249 .291 .443 .735 2 2 1 3 4 Has not faced: Albert Almora and Javier Baez & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Jake Buchanan, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Hector Rondon, Joe Smith and Rob Zastryzny Cards v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Matt Carpenter 20 18 7 0 0 2 4 2 4 .389 .450 .722 1.172 0 0 0 0 1 Jhonny Peralta 16 16 4 1 0 0 1 0 5 .250 .250 .313 .563 0 0 0 0 0 Yadier Molina 15 13 4 1 0 0 1 1 2 .308 .400 .385 .785 0 0 1 1 1 Kolten Wong 15 13 4 1 0 1 1 2 1 .308 .400 .615 1.015 0 0 0 0 2 Matt Adams 14 13 1 1 0 0 0 1 2 .077 .143 .154 .297 0 0 0 0 0 Randal Grichuk 9 9 2 1 0 1 1 0 3 .222 .222 .667 .889 0 0 0 0 0 Stephen Piscotty 8 7 3 1 0 0 0 0 2 .429 .500 .571 1.071 0 0 0 1 0 Jedd Gyorko 6 6 1 0 0 1 1 0 2 .167 .167 .667 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Leake 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Moss 5 5 1 0 0 1 1 0 4 .200 .200 .800 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Brayan Pena 4 4 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Greg Garcia 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Aledmys Diaz 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Martinez 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Wainwright 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Alex Reyes 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Luke Weaver 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 128 120 30 7 0 6 12 6 31 .250 .297 .458 .755 0 0 1 2 4 Has not faced: Jeremy Hazelbaker, Carson Kelly, Jose Martinez, Tommy Pham and Alberto Rosario & Has not faced pitchers: Matthew Bowman, Jonathan Broxton, Zach Duke, Jaime Garcia, Dean Kiekhefer, Mike Mayers, Seung-hwan Oh, Kevin Siegrist, Miguel Socolovich, Sam Tuivailala and Jerome Williams Go CUBS !!

he was supposed to save The Flu Game for the playoffs.

Cubs deliver in critical moments that may prove pivotal in October like the 91 moments where its 3 outs in the 9th and the Cubs have the lead eat horsefeathers Jesse Rogers

Are there enough ads on the LF wall? I feel like it could use some more.