Omar

that was a really sweet thing he did there What did he say about Hendry? "Thanks for the churro machine you left behind, bro"

I will admit, I gave up... After the top 8th I took the dog on a nice relaxing walk around the neighborhood. Came home, logged onto NSBB - ready for game 5 - went to game threads expecting a Game 5 thread. Went into the Game 4 thread to post "Where the horsefeathers is the game 5 thread?!" -- when the content of the posts confused me. The rest was history.

Alright let's go back to wrigley Where the towels are white And the confines are friendly

>that shot of Theo

I still blame Chapman

CJ gathering dust in the bullpen

Baez better horsefeathering score here

START THE PEN JOE

Is Hunter Pence on meth?

How did Baez not break his ankle on that play ?

Eat horsefeathers Heyward

Not a good start Lackey

Lackey better get those horsefeathering calls

and unproductive as horsefeathers

looking at Matt Moore's 2016 stats, we should kick his ass.

I am glad I work from home on my own hours now. Woke up nice and fresh at noon.

Cubs v. Moore Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 1 0 0 0 0 Total 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 1 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Jeimer Candelario, Chris Coghlan, Willson Contreras, Tim Federowicz, Jason Heyward, Munenori Kawasaki, Tommy La Stella, Miguel Montero, Anthony Rizzo, David Ross, Addison Russell, Jorge Soler, Matt Szczur and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Jake Buchanan, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Gerardo Concepcion, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Hector Rondon, Joe Smith, Giovanni Soto, Pedro Strop, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny Giants v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Eduardo Nunez 18 15 5 4 0 0 1 3 3 .333 .444 .600 1.044 0 0 0 0 0 Denard Span 17 12 2 0 0 0 0 3 0 .167 .375 .167 .542 1 0 0 1 0 Hunter Pence 8 8 2 2 0 0 1 0 3 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Gordon Beckham 7 6 2 0 0 1 2 1 1 .333 .429 .833 1.262 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Belt 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 .000 .400 .000 .400 0 0 1 0 0 Joe Panik 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Buster Posey 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Gregor Blanco 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Conor Gillaspie 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ehire Adrianza 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Brandon Crawford 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Johnny Cueto 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jarrett Parker 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 79 67 12 6 0 1 5 9 12 .179 .286 .313 .599 2 0 1 1 0 Has not faced: Trevor Brown, Gorkys Hernandez, Angel Pagan, Tony Sanchez and Kelby Tomlinson & Has not faced pitchers: Ty Blach, Madison Bumgarner, Matt Cain, Santiago Casilla, Cory Gearrin, George Kontos, Derek Law, Javier Lopez, Matt Moore, Joe Nathan, Steven Okert, Josh Osich, Jake Peavy, Sergio Romo, Jeff Samardzija, Will Smith, Chris Stratton, Hunter Strickland and Albert Suarez

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"Readiness, recuperation, conditioning. You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arms. Still other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I discovered the secret, Henry. Hot ice. That's right, hot ice! I heat up the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!"

As-salamu alaykum

There's no reason we shouldn't sweep these fucks.

Cubs v. Bumgarner Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 42 38 8 0 1 0 1 4 6 .211 .286 .263 .549 0 0 0 0 1 Miguel Montero 33 32 6 1 0 0 2 0 8 .188 .212 .219 .431 0 0 0 1 1 Jason Heyward 20 18 5 0 0 1 5 1 4 .278 .300 .444 .744 0 1 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 19 16 3 0 0 0 0 3 7 .188 .316 .188 .503 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 13 12 6 1 1 0 1 1 1 .500 .538 .750 1.288 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 11 10 2 0 0 0 0 1 3 .200 .273 .200 .473 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 9 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .125 .222 .125 .347 0 0 0 1 0 David Ross 9 9 2 0 0 1 1 0 3 .222 .222 .556 .778 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 8 7 1 0 0 0 1 0 4 .143 .125 .143 .268 0 1 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 8 7 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .286 .375 .429 .804 0 0 0 1 0 Addison Russell 8 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 .000 .125 .000 .125 0 0 0 1 0 Trevor Cahill 6 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 2 0 0 0 0 Tim Federowicz 4 3 2 0 0 1 3 1 0 .667 .750 1.667 2.417 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .250 .000 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 3 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 205 185 41 4 2 3 15 12 51 .222 .281 .314 .594 2 2 0 4 2 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Jeimer Candelario and Munenori Kawasaki & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Buchanan, Aroldis Chapman, Gerardo Concepcion, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Hector Rondon, Joe Smith, Giovanni Soto, Pedro Strop and Rob Zastryzny GIants v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Denard Span 21 20 4 1 0 0 0 1 4 .200 .238 .250 .488 0 0 0 0 1 Buster Posey 18 15 1 0 0 0 2 1 2 .067 .111 .067 .178 0 2 0 0 0 Brandon Crawford 15 13 1 0 0 0 0 2 6 .077 .200 .077 .277 0 0 0 0 0 Hunter Pence 15 13 3 0 0 0 0 1 2 .231 .333 .231 .564 0 0 0 1 0 Brandon Belt 12 10 0 0 0 0 1 2 7 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 0 0 Angel Pagan 11 11 5 1 0 0 0 0 2 .455 .455 .545 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Gordon Beckham 10 10 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Eduardo Nunez 9 8 3 0 0 0 1 1 1 .375 .444 .375 .819 0 0 0 0 0 Ehire Adrianza 8 8 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Gregor Blanco 7 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Conor Gillaspie 7 6 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 .333 .429 .333 .762 0 0 0 0 0 Joe Panik 6 5 2 0 0 0 1 1 2 .400 .500 .400 .900 0 0 0 0 0 Tony Sanchez 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Madison Bumgarner 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Johnny Cueto 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Peavy 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kelby Tomlinson 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Cain 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 151 137 26 2 0 0 6 11 34 .190 .252 .204 .456 0 2 0 1 1 Has not faced: Trevor Brown, Gorkys Hernandez and Jarrett Parker & Has not faced pitchers: Ty Blach, Santiago Casilla, Cory Gearrin, George Kontos, Derek Law, Javier Lopez, Matt Moore, Joe Nathan, Steven Okert, Josh Osich, Sergio Romo, Jeff Samardzija, Will Smith, Chris Stratton, Hunter Strickland and Albert Suarez Go CUBS !!

Don't be surprised to see Chris Coghlan in the line-up. Giants v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Buster Posey 9 8 2 1 0 0 1 1 1 .250 .333 .375 .708 0 0 0 0 1 Denard Span 9 9 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .222 .222 .222 .444 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Belt 7 7 3 0 1 1 2 0 2 .429 .429 1.143 1.571 0 0 0 0 0 Ehire Adrianza 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Angel Pagan 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Crawford 4 4 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Eduardo Nunez 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Joe Panik 3 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Hunter Pence 3 2 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kelby Tomlinson 3 2 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 .500 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Gregor Blanco 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Madison Bumgarner 2 2 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Cain 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Peavy 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Gordon Beckham 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 60 56 14 5 1 1 6 4 14 .250 .300 .429 .729 0 0 0 0 1 Has not faced: Trevor Brown, Conor Gillaspie, Gorkys Hernandez, Jarrett Parker and Tony Sanchez & Has not faced pitchers: Ty Blach, Johnny Cueto, Santiago Casilla, Cory Gearrin, George Kontos, Derek Law, Javier Lopez, Matt Moore, Joe Nathan, Steven Okert, Josh Osich, Sergio Romo, Jeff Samardzija, Will Smith, Chris Stratton, Hunter Strickland and Albert Suarez Cubs v. Samardzija Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 26 24 7 1 2 1 1 2 9 .292 .346 .625 .971 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 15 13 2 0 0 1 2 1 6 .154 .267 .385 .651 0 0 0 1 0 Miguel Montero 15 11 3 0 1 0 2 4 4 .273 .467 .455 .921 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 11 11 4 1 0 2 5 0 3 .364 .364 1.000 1.364 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 9 8 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 .125 .222 .125 .347 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 6 6 3 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .667 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 5 4 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 .250 .400 1.000 1.400 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tim Federowicz 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Munenori Kawasaki 3 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 .000 .667 .000 .667 0 0 1 0 0 Jon Lester 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Montgomery 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 105 93 24 5 3 5 12 11 28 .258 .343 .538 .880 0 0 1 1 0 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Javier Baez, Jeimer Candelario, Willson Contreras, Jorge Soler and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Jake Buchanan, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Gerardo Concepcion, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Hector Rondon, Joe Smith, Giovanni Soto, Pedro Strop, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny

I'm at Timothy O'Tooles and some guy is wearing a Tyler Colvin hat