Omar

A good 9-10 run first inning should help all our ulcers

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There was that original picture of Hendricks looking like a member of Al Qaeda standing in front of the W flag --> The face was swapped out for all the starters in the playoffs/World Series or something --> Chapman's face was put on there, but since he's darker skinned, the photoshopper did the due dilligence of making his neck also dark --> now that its Hendricks turn again, no photoshop was needed, but the photoshopper was pulling a funny by photoshopping hendricks's white face on chapman's black neck

We need a crying Jordan version of that picture

So... Same exact line-up as yesterday?

In 89 plate appearances, Cubs hitters have not had a home run against Corey Kluber. That all ends tonight. Give me dongs or give me death.

if there's one activity to really speed up your slow day, its golf.

Cubs v. Kluber Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 19 19 3 1 0 0 0 0 3 .158 .158 .211 .368 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 14 13 1 1 0 0 0 0 7 .077 .143 .154 .297 0 0 0 1 0 Kris Bryant 9 8 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 .000 .111 .000 .111 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 9 8 3 1 1 0 2 0 1 .375 .444 .750 1.194 0 0 0 1 0 Chris Coghlan 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 .167 .167 .333 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 5 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .400 .400 .400 .800 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 5 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .400 .400 .400 .800 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Willson Contreras 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 2 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 John Lackey 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 89 84 12 4 1 0 2 1 30 .143 .172 .214 .387 2 0 0 2 2 Has not faced: Albert Almora and Jorge Soler & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, Mike Montgomery, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Travis Wood Indians v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Coco Crisp 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Kipnis 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 1 0 Carlos Santana 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 .000 .667 .000 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Lonnie Chisenhall 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Lindor 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Napoli 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tyler Naquin 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Roberto Perez 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Jose Ramirez 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Josh Tomlin 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Total 23 19 6 0 0 0 0 2 6 .316 .409 .316 .725 1 0 0 1 1 Has not faced: Rajai Davis, Chris Gimenez, Yan Gomes, Brandon Guyer and Michael Martinez & Has not faced pitchers: Cody Allen, Cody Anderson, Trevor Bauer, Mike Clevinger, Corey Kluber, Jeff Manship, Zach McAllister, Andrew Miller, Dan Otero and Bryan Shaw Go CUBS !!

THIS GAME NEVER HAPPENED. GAME 4 THREAD. NOW.

They know our kryptonite.

> the fact that we need anyone outside of Wayne Messmer

Entered message board --> saw this avatar [image]http://www.metsrefugees.com/forum/image.php?u=21&dateline=1472691658[/image] DONE.

i dont believe that Murphy's picture

All I will say is: says who? board-certified physicians

Jumbotron =/= scoreboard

(Did anyone notice that Miggy was .500 with 5 ABs v. Tomlin? I did read that right, didn't I? I <3 Willson, but maybe... ) 2 for 5 - .400, dating back to 2011 and 2014 Year PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG missYr 2011 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 0 2014 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 0 RegSeason 5 5 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400 .400 .600 1.000 0 0 0 0 0

http://www.chicagonow.com/cubs-insider/files/2014/02/EpsteinIvyJungle.jpg but how do we know that's at Wrigley?

Indians v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Coco Crisp 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Lonnie Chisenhall, Rajai Davis, Chris Gimenez, Yan Gomes, Brandon Guyer, Jason Kipnis, Francisco Lindor, Michael Martinez, Mike Napoli, Tyler Naquin, Roberto Perez, Jose Ramirez and Carlos Santana & Has not faced pitchers: Cody Allen, Cody Anderson, Trevor Bauer, Mike Clevinger, Corey Kluber, Jeff Manship, Zach McAllister, Andrew Miller, Dan Otero, Bryan Shaw and Josh Tomlin Cubs v. Tomlin Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 21 19 2 1 0 1 1 2 3 .105 .190 .316 .506 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 5 5 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400 .400 .600 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 .000 .667 .000 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Total 29 25 4 2 0 1 1 4 3 .160 .276 .360 .636 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Chris Coghlan, Willson Contreras, Dexter Fowler, Jason Heyward, Tommy La Stella, Anthony Rizzo, Addison Russell and Jorge Soler & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Travis Wood

Douchebag move.

well i mean on the flip side, its better for a pitcher to face another pitcher at the 9 spot than a DH.

I was against an NL DH until I saw that line-up.

Cubs v. Bauer Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 6 5 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .200 .333 .200 .533 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Miguel Montero 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .167 .167 .333 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 .000 .667 .000 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 35 31 5 1 0 0 0 4 6 .161 .257 .194 .451 0 0 0 0 1 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Javier Baez, Willson Contreras, Tommy La Stella, David Ross and Jorge Soler & Has not faced pitchers: Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Travis Wood Indians v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Rajai Davis 11 10 3 0 0 0 2 0 0 .300 .273 .300 .573 0 1 0 0 0 Mike Napoli 10 8 2 0 0 1 1 2 2 .250 .400 .625 1.025 0 0 0 0 1 Coco Crisp 8 8 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 .125 .125 .250 .375 0 0 0 0 1 Jason Kipnis 6 5 2 0 0 0 2 1 0 .400 .500 .400 .900 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Santana 6 3 1 0 0 1 3 3 1 .333 .667 1.333 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Lonnie Chisenhall 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Yan Gomes 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Lindor 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Bauer 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Gimenez 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Total 55 47 12 1 0 2 9 7 9 .255 .345 .404 .750 0 1 0 0 2 Has not faced: Brandon Guyer, Michael Martinez, Tyler Naquin, Roberto Perez and Jose Ramirez & Has not faced pitchers: Cody Allen, Cody Anderson, Mike Clevinger, Corey Kluber, Jeff Manship, Zach McAllister, Andrew Miller, Dan Otero, Bryan Shaw and Josh Tomlin

"Schwarber just wants it more than the rest of the Cubs batters" - Skip Bayless

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