Omar

"Jon Lester usually wears his emotions on his sleeves" since when?

They have talked more about Yadier Molina's re-signing and standing ovations more than the Cubs winning the World Series. And how does >200 career home runs, .285/.338/.400/.738, 98 OPS+ makes you a "No doubt hall-of-famer" ?

Married with children

they should just wear the World Series Champions hats every game

Cubs v. Martinez Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 30 26 7 1 1 3 7 3 3 .269 .333 .731 1.064 0 1 1 0 1 Kris Bryant 24 19 3 0 0 0 0 4 8 .158 .333 .158 .491 0 0 0 1 0 Addison Russell 20 19 5 1 0 0 2 1 1 .263 .300 .316 .616 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 17 17 7 1 0 0 2 0 3 .412 .412 .471 .882 0 0 0 0 1 Miguel Montero 15 12 2 1 0 0 3 3 5 .167 .333 .250 .583 0 0 0 0 2 Ben Zobrist 15 13 5 1 0 0 2 2 3 .385 .467 .462 .928 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 13 10 2 1 0 0 1 3 2 .200 .385 .300 .685 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 12 12 3 1 0 0 0 0 3 .250 .250 .333 .583 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 12 12 3 0 0 0 1 0 3 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Schwarber 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 0 0 Brett Anderson 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 .000 .200 .000 .200 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 175 155 37 7 1 3 18 18 41 .239 .320 .355 .675 0 1 1 1 4 Cards v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jhonny Peralta 63 58 14 3 0 3 8 5 18 .241 .302 .448 .750 0 0 0 0 2 Matt Carpenter 36 33 5 1 1 0 1 3 8 .152 .222 .242 .465 0 0 0 0 1 Yadier Molina 34 31 9 3 0 0 4 2 5 .290 .324 .387 .711 0 1 0 0 0 Stephen Piscotty 18 16 3 1 0 1 2 2 4 .188 .278 .438 .715 0 0 0 0 0 Kolten Wong 14 13 2 1 0 0 1 1 3 .154 .214 .231 .445 0 0 0 0 0 Randal Grichuk 13 13 1 0 0 0 0 0 9 .077 .077 .077 .154 0 0 0 0 0 Jedd Gyorko 10 8 2 0 0 0 0 2 4 .250 .400 .250 .650 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Martinez 8 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Matt Adams 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Leake 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Wainwright 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Aledmys Diaz 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Greg Garcia 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Lance Lynn 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jose Martinez 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Eric Fryer 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 0 1 0 0 0 Total 221 202 37 9 1 4 17 16 65 .183 .241 .297 .538 1 2 0 0 3

Okay 12 hours.

How about somebody just write a script for a bot account that automatically makes game threads 24 hours before game time.

Game thread starts: Serious business.

Marlins are starting Volquez because of Jose Fernandez and thats probably the saddest excuse for an Opening Day SP.

The USA wins the World Baseball Classic and President Trump doesn't tweet them a congratulations or invite them to the White House? What an unpatriotic thing for our Commander-in-Chief to do. SAD!

I keep telling myself: Not all Chicago teams can be great at the same time. 2/4 ain't bad.

*unincorporated territory/commonwealth

This is the winning Donald Trump promised.

seems like a very tacky and despo Florida Marlins thing to do.

No hitter would be cool

In international news, boring, boring, boring. I'm incredibly boring. Do you know who's boring? Me. Boring, goring, zoring, loring, doring, noring, foring. Why haven't you changed the channel yet? (If you know this reference, gold star for you. Can't find a clip unfortunately)

showing up on web gems highlight reel once in a while doesn't make him more boring.

Pujols could pimp a home run decently. That's about all he had going for him though. and a couple gold gloves too

Javier Baez: the most electrifying man in baseball?

if you press the tiny x are you not acknowledging your warning?

He also slid hard into 3B and then limped/jumped around Also concerning.

Damn Baez Back at it again with the RGIs Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

Hes that one guy that sang Go Cubs Go at the Cubs World Series rally.

His first hit and we have to watch it on a phone camera vertical no less