Omar

Wonder how much the diamond ones will auction off for.

WAR-wise, yeah

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The field of unnecessarily garish nonsense? you'd think they would have some competition with those jacked up prices.

Jostens? Jostens. Its amazing how one company has a monopoly in this field.

Haha. Glad I stayed awake for that one. Time for the Tynelenol PM to kick in.

I blame the new bleacher bullpens. Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

No Bartman reference ESPN? I am proud.

The next Wrigley upgrade needs to be a giant The Simpsons Movie-like glass dome you could just helicopter in on a rainy day.

I forgot Baker was still coaching the Nats. Poor guys.

It still doesn't feel real. Ok, now it finally feels real. it won't feel real until Jayden Smith states his skepticism.

PC version is running fine, and I'm using hotel Wi-Fi.

These MLB.TV Edward Jones commercials don't persuade me to open a wealth management account with Edward Jones. At all.

Milwaukee Brewers: Nothing says baseball like polka dancing.

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Pine tar. Suspension incoming.

Getting Dex is the reason they won game 1.

Thank you Jim Hendry for Contreras, Baez, and tanking so hard we drafted Kris Bryant.

The Padres would be decent if Jed Hoyer didn't leave.

I thought herpes was a Derek Jeter type of thing

Cubs v. Wainwright Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 42 38 11 1 0 1 5 3 5 .289 .333 .395 .728 0 1 0 0 3 Miguel Montero 29 26 7 0 0 1 2 3 7 .269 .345 .385 .729 0 0 0 0 1 Jason Heyward 19 18 4 1 0 1 3 1 3 .222 .263 .444 .708 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 12 11 3 1 0 0 0 1 3 .273 .333 .364 .697 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 10 9 2 2 0 0 2 1 0 .222 .300 .444 .744 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 9 9 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .222 .222 .222 .444 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 8 7 4 2 0 0 2 1 1 .571 .625 .857 1.482 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 5 4 2 0 0 1 3 1 1 .500 .600 1.250 1.850 0 0 0 0 1 Jon Lester 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Albert Almora 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Jake Arrieta 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Jay 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Schwarber 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 2 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 0 0 0 1 0 Total 159 146 39 8 0 4 17 11 30 .267 .321 .404 .725 0 1 0 1 6 Cards v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jhonny Peralta 37 35 10 6 0 0 2 2 5 .286 .324 .457 .781 0 0 0 0 1 Matt Carpenter 33 27 1 0 0 0 0 6 8 .037 .212 .037 .249 0 0 0 0 0 Kolten Wong 32 31 7 1 0 0 0 1 9 .226 .250 .258 .508 0 0 0 0 1 Yadier Molina 28 26 4 0 0 0 0 1 9 .154 .214 .154 .368 0 0 0 1 1 Matt Adams 26 22 7 2 0 0 4 4 9 .318 .423 .409 .832 0 0 0 0 0 Stephen Piscotty 15 13 2 0 0 1 3 2 3 .154 .267 .385 .651 0 0 0 0 0 Randal Grichuk 12 12 4 1 1 1 3 0 6 .333 .333 .833 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Jedd Gyorko 8 8 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Aledmys Diaz 6 6 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Greg Garcia 6 5 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 .200 .333 .200 .533 0 0 0 0 0 Michael Wacha 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Eric Fryer 3 3 2 0 0 0 1 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Lance Lynn 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Wainwright 3 2 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Martinez 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Leake 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Total 221 202 46 11 1 2 13 18 60 .228 .294 .322 .616 0 0 0 1 4

Driving down to St. Louis for this game.

I liked Montgomery's last outing a lot better.

Olney sounded pretty sad that the Cubs turned the double play.

If Cubs re-signed Fowler, that run wouldn't have scored. WTG, Theo /s