Omar

I like it when Len references fangraphs

Shut it down bullpen

Just in case you didn't see how awful the cardinals fans are tonight... Maybe he's Hindu

Hip hip jorge

For the love of god let this happen before 2030

Alright bullpen 6 more outs

Thankfully he doesn't sweat like JoeBo

Javy always swings at crap

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Bad ump is bad So much for "the smallest zone in baseball'," JD

It gets worse in the NBA

Heyward batting in runs with his glove RGIs

Hammel, keep that beard

he lost all depth perception and clashed with the wall 5 feet away from where the ball hit the wall

seriously how does this guy not know how to field at an average level?

holy hell somebody please handcuff the fielding coach to Soler

its gonna be hard for him to get 6 wins if hes not pitching

thank god there is no longer rain forecasted for 7pm. I did not want to resort to CNN election coverage for the night

once again, the D'Backs put out awful uniforms

no rain until 1am according to AccuWeather https://weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/l/USMO0787:1:US

John Lackey on Monday became the 16th pitcher to beat all 30 MLB teams. Full list: Al Leiter Randy Johnson Barry Zito A.J. Burnett Kevin Brown Terry Mulholland Curt Schilling Woody Williams Jamie Moyer Javier Vazquez Vicente Padilla Derek Lowe Dan Haren Kyle Lohse Tim Hudson John Lackey

Cubs v. Garcia Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 14 11 1 0 0 0 1 3 3 .091 .286 .091 .377 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 12 12 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 4 2 2 0 0 1 1 2 0 1.000 1.000 2.500 3.500 0 0 0 0 0 Clayton Richard 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 2 2 2 1 0 1 2 0 0 1.000 1.000 3.000 4.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 Total 47 40 7 1 0 2 6 5 15 .175 .267 .350 .617 2 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Tommy La Stella, Matt Szczur and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Justin Grimm, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood Cards v. Hammel Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Matt Holliday 16 13 4 3 0 0 0 2 4 .308 .438 .538 .976 0 0 0 1 0 Matt Carpenter 14 14 3 1 0 0 1 0 6 .214 .214 .286 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Yadier Molina 14 13 6 3 0 0 2 1 1 .462 .500 .692 1.192 0 0 0 0 1 Brandon Moss 11 11 3 1 0 0 1 0 3 .273 .273 .364 .636 0 0 0 0 0 Jedd Gyorko 8 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 4 .125 .125 .125 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Randal Grichuk 7 7 2 0 1 1 3 0 2 .286 .286 1.000 1.286 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Adams 6 6 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 .333 .333 .500 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Stephen Piscotty 5 4 2 0 1 1 2 1 1 .500 .600 1.750 2.350 0 0 0 0 0 Kolten Wong 4 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Ruben Tejada 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Michael Wacha 3 3 1 0 0 0 2 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Martinez 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jaime Garcia 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 94 88 25 10 2 2 12 5 25 .284 .330 .511 .841 0 0 0 1 1 Has not faced: Aledmys Diaz, Eric Fryer and Jeremy Hazelbaker & Has not faced pitchers: Matthew Bowman, Jonathan Broxton, Mike Leake, Tyler Lyons, Seth Maness, Seung-hwan Oh, Trevor Rosenthal, Kevin Siegrist and Adam Wainwright

Player of the game: Dexter Lackey

I went to a Cubs/Cards game last year. GFIB my ass. Bunch of horsefeathering assholes.

oh thats cold