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gracias

jokes aside, how is his name pronounced?

Rough night for Tyler.

that career .303 obp is gonna look sweet in our lineup

Yeah, Barry. Come talk to me when you've hit your 1000th HR. Setting the all-time record isn't enough.

Haha. I've never slumpbusted, but this reminded me of something that happened to me. Forgive me if I've told this story before. Right after I graduated college I started dating a very attractive Iranian girl. She was very pretty-- well-proportioned, lovely Persian complexion, dark eyes. Fantastic. There was just one little thing. She had three rather long hairs next to her right nipple. I'm not really the kind of guy to say anything about something like that, especially since I'm not the most hairless mofo around. I mean, the way I looked at it, I was sleeping with a very smart, funny, beautiful woman. What's there to complain about? THREE HAIRS. THAT'S WHAT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU. Well, as the sheen of newness wore off our relationship, Macbeth's Witches (as they hairs came to be known among my circle of friends) started to become a bit of a buzzkill. And the frustrating thing was how easily the problem could be rectified. Finally, one day I decided to sack up and address the situation. I would do it tactfully, gracefully, and without a hint of judgment or condemnation. That night, we were lying there, and just as I'm poised to broach the subject, she says, "You know what I like about you, Seth?" This is a question that actually really does fascinate me. What DO women like about me? So I said no. Her response--and I'm not making this up-- was the most ill-timed flattery in the annals of mankind. "You're just a good guy," she said. "You don't complain or nitpick. You just accept things the way they are." Clearly my plan was shot to hell right there. So I just muttered an "Aww shucks, Baby" kind of response and nuzzled closer, hoping to arrange our bodies so The Triad of Evil were beyond the scope of even my peripheral vision. To my surprise, though, she then re-opened the possibility of booby-hair conversation. "I mean, I don't know if you've noticed," she said, "but I have some hairs on my breast. And you've never said a thing." What? Hairs? On your breast? Why you do! "My last boyfriend complained about it all the time. He even asked me to pluck them," she said. I nuzzled closer. "Bastard," I whispered. "But, uh, out of curiosity, what did you say. Not that I care. Or anything." And know what she said? "I'll pluck those hairs when you get a bigger D***." Ouch. We dated for five more months, and I never said a word about those hairs.

Almost exclusively literary fiction, with the occasional children's book thrown in. As a teen, lots of fantasy, but I haven't read that since college, really. As far as NF goes, with the sole exception of Savage Inequalities, I've never read a non-fiction book outside of the classroom environment. I do plan to read Devil in the White City, though. I'd probably enjoy narrative non-fiction.

photoshop and plastic surgery can do amazing things. Not that her figure wouldn't be ok w/o it.

What guy doesn't want a poorly rendered illustration of his wife removing her panties PERMANENTLY TATTOOED to his arm? I'm sure his kids won't be embarrassed when he takes them to the beach. What makes you so sure that's a poorly rendered illustration? Lol, well, her physique strikes me as anatomically improbable unless she's been exposed to high levels of gamma radiation. More importantly, though, if that's what her face really looks like, he should look into getting some severe shoulder acne to cover it up.

What guy doesn't want a poorly rendered illustration of his wife removing her panties PERMANENTLY TATTOOED to his arm? I'm sure his kids won't be embarrassed when he takes them to the beach.

IMB should be freaking canonized for that pic.

nice

he's certainly not walking there.

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i seem to remember a article claiming he and Phil Nevin were real jerks. Doesn't really matter if you can get people out. When you suck at that, too, it's hard to want the guy on the team.

And Colvin can't. 4 in 153 ABs? Jeebus.

The one aspect where Chip really had Len beat. Chip could call a big play. Fortunately, I don't rely on the anncr to get me excited.

http://www.stltoday.com/blogs/sports-bird-land/2007/07/the-cubs-bayou-boys/

hahahahh.

More hitting please.

DR JAMES ANDREWS IS INJURING PEOPLE'S ELBOWS

lol at "charred remains of Jason kendall."

The pace and energy of a baseball game would probably preclude Cuban from acting like that anyway. It's much easier to get caught up in the action of a basketball game since it moves much faster. I'm not saying there wouldn't be times Cuban would lose his ****, but I doubt it would happen with the regularity you see it happen during an NBA game.

thank you. that is just one of many things in this thread that have baffled me. cubinny's bizarre tirade is still #1, though.

Hi Brewers fans! We'll try to save you a few seats next time we're in Miller Park.