Hairyducked Idiot
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Everything posted by Hairyducked Idiot
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Strop's slider this inning looks like when you'd figure out the unhittable pitch in a 1990s NES game and you just keep throwing it over and over to get the exact same swing-and-miss.
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Twice. We're batting around.
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Maybe a trade? Did he hug anyone in the dugout?
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Less than 2%
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That is not a lefty, Rizzo, feel free to not look stupid.
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80 rundown
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Suicide squeeze please
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Junior Lake is bunting here.
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He made that pick look easier than it was.
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Thanks to statheads, I now blame pitch-framing instead of the umpire on days like this. Big defense by Cassie!
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For what I spent on the engagement ring, I could have gotten five average small-town Illinois prostitutes or one good Chicago one.
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And now comes the downside of PLATOONS! It is ridiculously easy to match up the pen with our lineup.
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If Steve Stone was our GM or owner he could have prepared our hitters for all these two-strike breaking balls low and away. But alas...
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The Legend of Olt begins with this upcoming 3-run HR
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Overlaying the heat map on the strike zone is really cool today but will be incredibly annoying in three weeks.
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Lake makes contact, Castro shows patience, up is down, cats love dogs.
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Can we pinch hit for Rizzo?
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I hate that some part of me wants to believe it could be possible with Lake.
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Other Games Thread - April
Hairyducked Idiot replied to Transmogrified Tiger's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Sandberg's brilliant motivational ploys are working. -
Renteria limping out there with a Piniella-esque grandeur.
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I did enjoy the brief HR yell of a few Brewers' fans when he popped out.
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Some day I'm going to feel really masochistic and go back and read those playoff game threads. Also, trade Samardzija now please. Sell high!
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Where are we getting the 1? Bonifacio does something scrappy, we manufacture a run and he cements his spot as the .280 OBP leadoff hitter of Cubs fans' hearts for the next three years.
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Someone in our bullpen is going to walk three guys in the 7th or 8th and we lose 3-1.
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Whoever the Astros want, I guess. This team is great for doombonery, but we're finishing 10 games ahead of the Astros, minimum.