Except ND is that 40-year-old in the club that used to be hot, but hasn't really been that great since 1993. And EJ is the guy that can't take his eyes of her, will have a buddy ask for her number, publicly declare he's too good for her when she shoots him down, and then go home and rub one out fantasizing about her. No, I'm the guy who's taken her home a few times and just tired of seeing her. I'm tired of playing ND every year and tired of hearing speculation of ND coming to the Big Ten. I want them to go to the ACC so we can stop hearing about them.