Dump truck, hell, I've got three M88A2s. Those could tow Ft. Knox to where ever his house is. You've got three M88A2's hanging around the house? geesh ... but man, my buddy told me those things can tow a ton. I could probably google up the specs for what it can handle, but I figured I'd ask anyways out of curiosity. The recovery section in my unit has three of them, I don't think Uncle Sam would like me having them at my house. With the winch set up for a 3:1 pull, it can handle around 200-210 tons fairly easily. That's around 400,000 lbs. That enough money for Theo? Even in $1 bills? Impressive. I know a guy whose dad own a mining company and he has a couple Liebherr T 282B. Those suckers are awesome. It holds (it's a haul truck) something like 350 tons. Then again, it's not like you can drive these around anywhere. haha