If our favorite Cleveland fan Mike has a kid this year - that kid can go through school, get a job, get married, have their own kids and have them be old enough to care deeply about the fact that Cleveland hasn't won a world series in 108 years. It's our horsefeathering turn. We are the best team in baseball. We have a nearly flawlessly constructed team. We have earned this over the course of seven long months. It's our horsefeathering turn.