Where to begin lol? First off, you have Swarmer being sent out twice... You have him in the deal for Harper and in the deal for Treinen/Lucroy. I guess you see some of the pieces as interchangeable, but it's still weird. I like your optimism but the only semi-realistic deal is the first package you listed for Treinen/Lucroy. I know you're just doing this for fun, but let's be a little more serious. I mean I'm surprised you didn't have us making a deal of Mike Trout for Almora/Happ/Carl Edwards Jr./Amaya/THE Zach Short... I'm not sure what you think the Nationals are going to get for two months of Harper, but it won't be as much as you're thinking. Look at what Detroit got for JD last year, then add a bit for Harper. What I've got there is a significantly better package than that. Happ is probably a better player than anything NY is going to get for Thor. Supposedly they are not wanting to completely tear down, so they're probably okay with Happ's service time. I'm adding a first round pitcher succeeding in AA, a starter sitting at 95-97 down in Short A and a high upside reliever as a fourth piece. Replace one Swarmer with a Rucker or Robinson or Abbott or whatever.