Next time a scrub pitches for the first time, I'm laying money against the Cubs. It's like freaking clockwork. Unfortunately I took Cubs -1.5 in a 4-team parlay today. The other three parts of my parlay? Won, won, winning by 6...if the Cubs can win by two, I turned $5 into $100. it's the cubs against a scrub pitcher with a chance to sweep and get back to .500... everything pointed to loss here I know I know, my stupid optimism got the best of me. Way to go Z.