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Just saw that the Magician was back this morning. Sadly no magic.

Just empty right now.

It would please me if the Cubs were to emerge victorious in the baseball game.

I see 3 tommy johns in the mets future 3 guys with near HOF careers. Sounds about right. They'll sign a Cuban called Tommy John and he'll win the Cy Young as a rookie

Time for some dongs at Wrigley

I inadvertently locked myself out of my house earlier, came back to see we had a run. I'm going outside.

I really appreciated the yelling guy being mic'd up. Thanks TBS

do me a [expletive] favour

I think I rank them: 1. Schwarber @ Pitt Just the nonchalant flip, coupled with it being an elimination game against a damn good team... bliss. I think everyone watching knew we'd won the game as soon as the ball was out. 2. Baez (gm 4) Had a really bad feeling about the game after Lackey killed us in gm 1, and was pretty deflated after the top of the first. Hammel's hit immediately brought back memories of the Wood dong in 2003 (amazing, but ultimately irrelevant) and I was still processing the weird emotions swirling about when Javy hit his out. Easily the most I've celebrated any single action thus far in 2015. 3. Schwarber (gm 4) The finishing touch on a glorious series. I hope the ball stays up there for another hundred years.

another lurker reporting in - been reading here for years, got the urge to post again the other day and realised I already had an account back from 2004, last post was in 2005. Long time between drinks. I'm back because I love dongs.

As am I. Just as soon as I finish work in 2 hours.

nearly

That was almost more "amble" than "jog".

Are they booing Lee or booing the Cub fans cheering Lee?

curses.