Fred Hornkohl

I believe the operative word there is crap.

[sigh]

Well.... who woulda thunk it ??

Urlacher ws called for unsportsmanlike conduct. Half the distance.

This is good news. Thanx for that link !!

did you call them or something? No they've put it up on the screen here in Madison. I never knew sunspots could knock out HD. There has been no sunspot activity for 6 months now. Who's BSing whom ?

What did Urlacher do to pick up the penalty ?

10 rushes for zero yards. I wonder if they'll pass now ?

Jesus, you'd bitch if we hung you with new rope !!

Bring back the black pants with the white road jerseys.

03/31 - 10/04 AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% vs Lincecum 54 4 13 4 0 0 4 2 17 0.241 0.281 0.315 0.596 0.351 3.98 0.040 0.148 vs Volquez 41 1 8 0 0 0 1 10 17 0.195 0.353 0.195 0.548 0.333 4.42 0.158 0.034 vs Billingsley 67 7 16 3 0 3 7 6 22 0.239 0.301 0.418 0.719 0.310 3.79 0.063 0.148 vs Peavy 20 4 7 1 0 1 4 2 8 0.350 0.409 0.550 0.959 0.545 3.95 0.059 0.188 vs Haren 26 2 5 2 0 0 2 2 5 0.192 0.250 0.269 0.519 0.238 3.93 0.058 0.200 vs Cueto 96 14 26 8 1 4 10 7 23 0.271 0.346 0.500 0.846 0.319 3.80 0.075 0.118 vs Johnson 44 5 12 0 0 3 5 6 16 0.273 0.360 0.477 0.837 0.360 4.04 0.087 0.133 vs Maine 22 2 5 0 0 1 2 2 6 0.227 0.320 0.364 0.684 0.267 4.36 0.093 0.100 vs Jimemez 22 4 7 1 1 0 3 3 5 0.318 0.400 0.455 0.855 0.412 3.62 0.082 0.158 vs Myers 59 5 16 0 0 3 5 0 13 0.271 0.271 0.424 0.695 0.302 3.70 0.000 0.111 Totals 451 48 115 19 2 15 43 40 132 0.255 0.324 0.406 0.730 0.329 3.93 0.069 0.126 All pitchers 5690 861 1577 336 21 185 815 642 1210 0.277 0.353 0.441 0.794 0.324 3.88 0.076 0.195

03/31 - 10/04 AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% vs Carpenter 19 4 6 2 0 0 2 2 2 0.316 0.364 0.421 0.785 0.353 2.91 0.048 0.250 vs Gallardo 23 3 9 1 0 1 3 1 4 0.391 0.400 0.565 0.965 0.444 3.56 0.009 0.200 vs Lincecum 54 4 13 4 0 0 4 2 17 0.241 0.281 0.315 0.596 0.351 3.98 0.040 0.148 vs Halladay 24 6 7 0 1 1 5 1 5 0.292 0.320 0.500 0.820 0.333 3.80 0.028 0.308 vs Peavy 20 4 7 1 0 1 4 2 8 0.350 0.409 0.550 0.959 0.545 3.95 0.059 0.188 vs Volstad 44 4 12 4 0 1 2 5 9 0.273 0.360 0.432 0.792 0.324 4.02 0.087 0.048 vs Sheets 83 15 22 4 1 3 15 12 16 0.265 0.343 0.446 0.789 0.297 3.89 0.078 0.279 vs Billingsley 67 7 16 3 0 3 7 6 22 0.239 0.301 0.418 0.719 0.310 3.79 0.063 0.148 vs Hudson 24 1 7 0 0 0 1 1 5 0.292 0.308 0.292 0.599 0.368 3.92 0.016 0.111 vs Wainright 43 3 8 4 0 0 3 4 10 0.186 0.271 0.279 0.550 0.242 4.00 0.085 0.136 vs Volquez 41 1 8 0 0 0 1 10 17 0.195 0.353 0.195 0.548 0.333 4.42 0.158 0.034 vs Lowe 73 5 17 2 0 2 5 5 15 0.233 0.282 0.342 0.625 0.268 3.54 0.049 0.100 vs Haren 26 2 5 2 0 0 2 2 5 0.192 0.250 0.269 0.519 0.238 3.93 0.058 0.200 vs Oswalt 56 6 14 2 1 1 4 1 3 0.250 0.263 0.375 0.638 0.250 3.41 0.013 0.143 vs Shields 25 3 7 2 0 0 1 2 9 0.280 0.333 0.360 0.693 0.438 3.78 0.053 0.100 vs Johnson 44 5 12 0 0 3 5 6 16 0.273 0.360 0.477 0.837 0.360 4.04 0.087 0.133 vs Guthrie 22 4 7 0 0 2 4 1 2 0.318 0.348 0.591 0.939 0.278 4.04 0.030 0.222 vs Wellemeyer 82 10 21 5 0 2 9 9 14 0.256 0.323 0.390 0.713 0.288 4.02 0.066 0.135 vs Kuroda 79 2 17 3 0 0 0 5 18 0.215 0.262 0.253 0.515 0.279 3.65 0.047 0.000 vs Cain 49 0 5 3 0 0 0 6 19 0.102 0.214 0.163 0.378 0.167 4.09 0.112 0.000 vs Lohse 76 13 23 6 2 2 12 6 11 0.303 0.354 0.513 0.867 0.333 3.80 0.051 0.323 vs Campillo 22 5 7 2 0 0 5 2 5 0.318 0.375 0.409 0.784 0.412 3.32 0.057 0.357 vs Cook 54 9 14 1 0 3 8 4 8 0.259 0.322 0.444 0.766 0.256 3.23 0.063 0.238 vs Jimemez 22 4 7 1 1 0 3 3 5 0.318 0.400 0.455 0.855 0.412 3.62 0.082 0.158 Totals 1072 120 271 52 6 25 105 98 245 0.253 0.316 0.382 0.698 0.307 3.80 0.063 0.158 season totals 5690 861 1577 336 21 185 815 642 1210 0.277 0.353 0.441 0.794 0.324 3.88 0.076 0.195

8 years of school for this? Say, Roast.... how's your spelling coming along ? :wink:

I know a couple of kids who are about to get a time out.

Saturday 04 October 2008 CUBS @ Los Angeles 21:07 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E CUBS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 8 1 Los Angeles 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 3 6 0 CUBS ab r h rbi bb k lob sb cs sac gdp e 2b 3b hr sf hb Soriano lf 5 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Fontenot 2b 4 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 D Lee 1b 4 1 3 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 A Ramirez 3b 3 0 0 0 1 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Soto c 4 0 1 0 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 Edmonds cf 3 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Marmol p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Ward ph 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Cedeno pr 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Cotts p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 DeRosa rf 4 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Theriot ss 3 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Harden p 2 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 Marshall p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Fukudome cf 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 totals 35 1 8 1 2 8 15 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 Los Angeles ab r h rbi bb k lob sb cs sac gdp e 2b 3b hr sf hb Furcal ss 3 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Martin c 4 1 2 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 M Ramirez lf 2 1 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Ethier rf 4 0 0 0 0 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Loney 1b 4 0 1 2 0 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 Kemp cf 4 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 DeWitt 2b 3 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 Blake 3b 3 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Kuroda p 3 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Wade p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Broxton p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 totals 30 3 6 3 3 9 14 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 CUBS IP H R ER BB K HR Pit Harden 4.3 5 3 3 3 4 0 84 Marshall 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 13 Marmol 1.7 0 0 0 0 1 0 19 Cotts 1.0 0 0 0 0 3 0 16 totals 8.0 6 3 3 3 9 0 132 Los Angeles IP H R ER BB K HR Pit Kuroda 6.3 6 0 0 2 4 0 101 Wade 1.3 2 1 1 0 1 0 24 Broxton 1.3 0 0 0 0 3 0 18 totals 9.0 8 1 1 2 8 0 143 W:Kuroda S:Broxton L:Harden T:3:03 A:56,000 Home runs: CUBS: none Los Angeles: none

CUBS Los Angeles P/PA 3.86 4.00 RBI% 0.06 0.25 R/BR 0.10 0.33 BA 0.229 0.200 OBP 0.270 0.273 SLG 0.314 0.333 OPS 0.585 0.606 ERA 3.38 1.00 BB/9 3.38 2.00 K/9 10.13 8.00

TOP OF THE NINTH INNING Theriot struck out swinging Fukudome grounded out to short, 6-3 Soriano called out on strikes 0 runs 0 hits 0 errors 0 men left on base 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E CUBS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 8 0 Los Angeles 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 3 6 0 W:Kuroda S:Broxton L:Harden T:3:05 A:56,000 Home runs: CUBS: none Los Angeles: none CUBS IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Harden 4.3 5 3 3 3 4 0 84 Marshall 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 13 Marmol 1.7 0 0 0 0 1 0 19 Cotts 1.0 0 0 0 0 3 0 16 Los Angeles IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Kuroda 6.3 6 0 0 2 4 0 101 Wade 1.3 2 1 1 0 1 0 24 Broxton 1.3 0 0 0 0 3 0 19

Soriano AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% Leading off 171 31 49 13 0 10 10 7 38 0.287 0.318 0.538 0.856 0.317 3.58 0.032 0.000 bases empty 289 53 83 20 0 18 18 19 71 0.287 0.333 0.543 0.877 0.325 3.73 0.046 0.000 9th inning 22 4 5 3 0 1 2 7 7 0.227 0.414 0.500 0.914 0.286 4.41 0.187 0.111 2 outs 129 10 32 6 0 7 25 18 33 0.248 0.349 0.457 0.806 0.281 3.75 0.101 0.168 This series 9 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 0.111 0.111 0.111 0.222 0.167 3.44 0.000 0.000 last 10 games 30 0 3 1 0 0 1 2 10 0.100 0.156 0.133 0.290 0.150 4.06 0.056 0.100 September 91 10 21 3 0 6 12 13 24 0.231 0.327 0.462 0.788 0.246 4.08 0.096 0.150 Road 226 37 60 16 0 12 31 23 62 0.265 0.332 0.496 0.828 0.316 3.92 0.067 0.183 Nite 254 44 73 18 0 15 36 24 65 0.287 0.350 0.535 0.885 0.333 3.80 0.062 0.188 vs Right 332 49 82 16 0 17 48 31 86 0.247 0.313 0.449 0.762 0.284 3.72 0.066 0.197 vs Broxton 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 4.00 0.000 0.000 vs. L.A. 38 5 9 1 0 1 2 3 13 0.237 0.293 0.342 0.635 0.333 3.88 0.056 0.063 Jeff Nelson 5 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.600 0.600 0.600 1.200 0.600 3.40 0.000 0.000 season totals 462 78 128 27 0 29 75 43 106 0.277 0.340 0.524 0.864 0.303 3.72 0.063 0.217

Fukudome grounded out to short, 6-3

Fukudome AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% Leading off 106 22 25 4 1 1 1 14 25 0.236 0.331 0.321 0.651 0.300 4.49 0.095 0.000 bases empty 270 39 64 8 2 3 3 35 65 0.237 0.327 0.315 0.642 0.302 4.39 0.090 0.000 9th inning 41 3 9 4 0 2 7 4 10 0.220 0.289 0.463 0.752 0.241 4.38 0.069 0.185 1 out 159 31 59 10 1 3 27 38 28 0.371 0.483 0.503 0.986 0.438 4.17 0.112 0.293 This series 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 4.63 0.000 0.000 last 10 games 29 3 5 2 0 1 3 3 6 0.172 0.250 0.345 0.595 0.182 3.91 0.078 0.087 September 53 5 8 2 0 1 4 7 12 0.151 0.250 0.245 0.495 0.175 4.25 0.099 0.088 Road 258 33 58 12 2 4 27 39 50 0.225 0.322 0.333 0.656 0.265 4.31 0.097 0.158 Nite 269 43 68 13 2 5 33 44 52 0.253 0.356 0.372 0.728 0.297 4.35 0.104 0.182 vs Right 384 58 94 17 2 10 42 59 84 0.245 0.345 0.378 0.723 0.290 4.25 0.100 0.162 vs Broxton 3 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 0.333 0.333 0.667 1.000 0.500 4.33 0.000 0.250 vs. L.A. 32 2 6 1 0 1 3 4 7 0.188 0.278 0.313 0.590 0.208 4.33 0.090 0.105 Jeff Nelson 9 1 4 1 0 0 5 0 1 0.444 0.400 0.556 0.956 0.500 4.30 -0.044 0.625 season totals 509 78 129 25 3 10 58 81 108 0.253 0.354 0.373 0.727 0.304 4.29 0.101 0.165

Theriot struck out swinging

Theriot AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% Leading off 130 24 37 5 1 0 0 18 20 0.285 0.372 0.338 0.710 0.336 4.01 0.087 0.000 bases empty 363 54 113 12 3 0 1 43 42 0.311 0.386 0.361 0.747 0.352 3.84 0.074 0.333 9th inning 45 8 14 1 1 0 4 8 8 0.311 0.415 0.378 0.793 0.378 4.32 0.104 0.211 0 outs 203 39 63 7 1 0 6 28 24 0.310 0.392 0.355 0.747 0.352 3.79 0.082 0.109 This series 8 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0.250 0.250 0.250 0.500 0.333 3.13 0.000 0.000 last 10 games 27 6 13 0 0 0 0 6 2 0.481 0.576 0.481 1.057 0.520 4.03 0.094 0.000 September 87 11 24 1 1 0 4 10 10 0.276 0.351 0.310 0.661 0.312 3.80 0.075 0.108 Road 286 38 87 8 3 0 21 46 24 0.304 0.404 0.353 0.757 0.332 3.84 0.100 0.167 Nite 328 54 100 13 3 1 24 50 29 0.305 0.398 0.372 0.770 0.332 3.90 0.094 0.169 vs Right 447 59 136 12 3 1 24 46 49 0.304 0.372 0.351 0.723 0.340 3.73 0.068 0.132 vs Broxton 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.00 0.000 0.000 vs. L.A. 29 3 9 1 0 0 1 2 5 0.310 0.355 0.345 0.700 0.375 3.32 0.044 0.091 Jeff Nelson 7 3 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0.286 0.375 0.286 0.661 0.286 3.13 0.089 0.000 season totals 588 84 180 19 4 1 37 73 60 0.306 0.385 0.357 0.742 0.340 3.76 0.079 0.146

CUBS are 2-46 when they trail by 2 runs or more at the end of the 8th inning Go CUBS !!!

CUBS Los Angeles P/PA 3.85 4.00 RBI% 0.06 0.25 R/BR 0.10 0.33 BA 0.250 0.200 OBP 0.294 0.273 SLG 0.344 0.333 OPS 0.638 0.606 ERA 3.38 1.13 BB/9 3.38 2.25 K/9 10.13 6.75

BOTTOM OF THE EIGHTH INNING Cotts in to pitch for the CUBS Ethier struck out swinging Loney struck out swinging Kemp struck out swinging 0 runs 0 hits 0 errors 0 men left on base 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E CUBS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 8 0 Los Angeles 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 3 6 0 Home runs: CUBS: none Los Angeles: none CUBS IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Harden 4.3 5 3 3 3 4 0 84 Marshall 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 13 Marmol 1.7 0 0 0 0 1 0 19 Cotts 1.0 0 0 0 0 3 0 16 Los Angeles IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Kuroda 6.3 6 0 0 2 4 0 101 Wade 1.3 2 1 1 0 1 0 24 Broxton 0.3 0 0 0 0 1 0 6