Yeah, that's what I said. We got another illiterate here. There's a wide gulf between nobody and everybody. But you don't like to hear stuff like that I know. That's how you're acting. There are still several prime targets on the board, but you're accusing the FO of ignoring all FA. They've just passed on the ones you really wanted, so you're having a hissy fit, or so it appears. Main thing I've been getting out of it is that in a pretty strong FA year, where we have money coming off the books, a year where the Yankees and Red Sox aren't spending money, and where the FA's would fill holes that we have (nothing prospect wise either), we haven't done anything. If we get the Cubans and Fielder, there might be a different outlook from some members on the board. But for right now, our team that sucked last year is getting worse day by day. And I don't see it being much better in 2013 unless we pop open the checkbook despite all this amazing young talent we've picked up. People are casting aspersions and declaring that the FO is actively and intentionally crapping the bed while most of the most likely FA targets (based on what Theo said day 1) are still on the board. I, for one, find this line to be hysterical and premature. I just think people should wait and get a little more perspective (such as seeing what happens between now and ST) before freaking the [expletive] out. I mean we're not children here, are we? I know we have a hole at 1B and Pujols and Fielder are as good as it was going to get for a long time as far as FA 1B go. But Pujols has significant risk (not the kind of risk you see with most FA) and the contract he got was just too much given those risks. But Fielder is still out there, is likely to be had for far less than what Albert did and depending on who you believe, the Cubs are very much in on him. I am very much in favor of matching or exceeding the maximum offer he is likely to get. And the Cubans, who very much fit the mold of being long term assets. I'm not thrilled with the offseason so far, I'm just in favor of reserving alarmist, pejorative judgement until a little bit of context is available.