My FB post: "It WAS a gorgeous day -- perfect weather, listening to the Cubs beating the Padres. And then Joe Maddon put in that hirsute douchebag, Schlitter (the nicknames make up themselves), who promptly serves up a 3-run HR to put SD over Chicago Cubs and keep them there. *SIGH*" Unfortunately I'm not into hockey, so a gin and tonic will have to suffice.