Hahahahaha. Great slugging, Addison Russell. Thanks, Pirates fan. Maybe he'd have gotten to second any way, but he'd probably have slid and come off the bag.
Don't forget Duensing. ETA: Can't imagine it's only a probably on Darvish. They'd love a $126 million do-over on that one. Most of us would. heyward/darvish/chatwood is what, $300 million wasted? What a world. It actually makes me wonder if they have the stomach to even sign a Harper this offseason.