Janelle-Alexis

On child rape allegations, Pete Rose said "Who cares what happened 50 years ago. You weren't even born, so you shouldn't be talking about it" To honor the man's wishes, I won't factor in any part of Pete Rose's career before 1990.

This whole debate feels like a sequel to the Jon Bois "Dumbest Boy Alive" video

I would have fired Joe Maddon on the field for decisions made during Game 7 of a World Series that he won.

I love tacos because they taste good and would also love rotten eggs if they tasted like tacos. Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know because Nico can't stay healthy for 50 games.

Was your point that college football is safe? Because otherwise I don't care. Saying it's "safer" than other aspects of campus life is just a way to feel okay about 19-year-olds being put at risk for your entertainment. If you were actually interested in student safety, you would be this passionate about about closing campuses and athletic departments altogether.

Kids are stupid, they're going to get sick anyway. May as well let them get sick while entertaining me. College football fans are the worst people.

A 50 win pace a fifth of the way through the season. Pretty much what I expected in February.

With such a rich history of winning World Series as the Cubs have, we can afford to be dismissive of the odd championship that doesn't live up to our standards.

I forgot Tony Kemp was even on the team. So getting anything for him is a bonus.

Is that the Cardinals' strategy?

The second coolest person on the team. [tweet] [/tweet]

Maddon would definitely be a better manager if he made it to AA.

Please back this up with a single piece of actual evidence. If not, at least admit that this is just a pure meatball take. I can’t find a site that shows records “when trailing after __” but we have to have an abysmal record when trailing after 5,6,7 innings in comparison to previous years (yes, I know most means will have a bad record when trailing in the late innings). I could be wrong, but it seems impossible that we have more than 2 or 3 wins when we fall behind in games even through 4 or 5 innings. I'll regret enabling you but... https://www.baseball-reference.com/play-index/inning_summary.cgi?request=1&year=2019&team_id=CHC A .132 winning percentage when trailing after 5. The NL is .187. The Cardinals are .259. 2018 Cubs were .250.

He has to finish the season so that replacing him can be sold as a big offseason move in lieu of a real signing. Theo and Joe Girardi will talk all offseason about building a culture of accountability and Sergio Romo will be the team's biggest signing.

That Cards fan is a dope. Fans singing "Whoomp there it is" after a HR is waaaay whiter.