I'd be VERY interested if someone has any links to the ridiculous things Ronny says on the Air. If not, just post your favorite stories in here. This thread could become greatness. A few of my favorites: (While in Miami) RON: Patrick, the mosquitoes down here, they've got stewardesses on em! PAT: Are you trying to say that the mosquitoes are as big as planes Ron? RON: No, I'm saying the stewardesses are HUGE! (Playing the brewers) PAT: What's that you've got there Ronny? RON: AN OATMEAL COOKIE PAT: Lyle Overbay up to bat. RON: Do you think Lyle Overbay likes oatmeal cookies Pat? PAT: I don't kn- Over bay lines a shot to left field. Alou not gonna get to that one and the Brewers lead 5-3. RON: He can't have MY cookie though. RON: Patrick, I tell ya, I had the BEST bowl of tomato soup I've ever had today. PAT: Oh, yeah Ron, Why is that? RON: Well, I spilled it and I didn't get ANY on my Pants! PAT: Did you get any on your shoes there Ron? RON: Oh, yeah, ah, there it is. Gosh Dang it! (With Zumaya on the mound) RON: His name remins me of that song, you know the one I mean Patrick? PAT: I'm not sure Ron, jumbalaya maybe? RON: YEAH! THAT"S IT!!!..... no wait, no, no, that's not it. Its that song that you sing at the campfire. PAT: Kumbaya? RON: That's it! Hows that song go? PAT: I'm not sure Ron. RON: I'm gonna have Andy Maizer get me a copy of Kumbaya. (Next inning, Ron has lyrics in front of him and proceeds to sing...Badly) PAT: You almost just changed my whole opinion of music Ronny...Almost.