I had that smack talk from a Brewer fan in Miller Park(or whatever the horsefeathers its called now) just last year. Then they changed it to Bears vs Packers smack talk
It sounds like they are having a super secret real wedding with their closest friends and family and then some crappy ceremony for everyone else at an undesirable time to keep the attendance low and they can still collect gifts from the people that are sending their regrets. This. And I bet the wedding is in rural Wisconsin. I went to a wedding there once and it was just a keg of miller lite and shitty pizza
The problem was the Cubs led 2-0 in that best of 5. Including a game 1, 13-0 victory . That Mets series, the Cubs never had a lead once in any game(I think?)