I'm not saying you're the kind of guy who gets kicked out of bars. I'm saying you're the kind of guy who, when he's drunk, thinks he's not acting drunk and slurring his words when he really is. So you're basically like almost every other drunk person. You say that's not true, yet you also say you can taste the difference between Belvedere vodka and Barton vodka after your 18th drink, so forgive me if I'm skeptical. Your skepticism is understandable. I'm pretty abnormal. You'd have to see me to believe me. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160408/bf55259e0b71e67cf91568aee7946016.jpg