define "bad" Striking out 1500+ times in a season. Well that's what Jonah Keri said. They're currently at 1,416 (well probably more after today). But getting to 1500 in the last week seems unreal.
Jonah Keri just said the Cubs are going to break the MLB record for most offensive strikeouts by a team in a single season. I didn't realize it was that bad.
FG actually had him at -2.0 at one point. He was literally the 2nd worst player in baseball. I think the only player worse was... Asdrubal Cabrera? I think?
It's either a wonderful joke or he was so drunk he failed to spell Cravy correctly, as he is tonight's starter. I'll go with posted from phone and drunkenly didn't notice the autocorrect. Winner
I'm uber drunk and unable to make graphics. I'm watching Amelie right now because why the [expletive] not. Post foreign film gifs.. Or something. Do whatever you want. Welcome to Costco. I love you.
I was under the impression that Rizzo started the disco parties, but according to my friend in Tampa, the disco parties came over with Maddon. Not mad either way. Disco parties forever.