unfortunately for the purposes of this thread, he's neither an ace nor a big bat but he is an ass. lol, Morris thought Josh Hamilton was stealing signs from 2B the other night and walked off the mound and started arguing with him. Douche. I remember him talking a lot of crap about the Cubs back in '03 as well who cares if he talked crap about the cubs? mark prior talked a lot of crap about the cardinals that year too, none of us are complaining about it. it is a rivalry, by the way. still, no morris please. his numbers are a complete house of cards. I'm not complaining, I'm simply pointing out that Matt Morris is a douche. Along with Steve "I hope Mark Prior gets hit in the head with a line drive" Kline.