Well, it's getting awfully close to that time, so I figured I'd post this thing. A brand new season awaits. Will Jim Hendry finally get fired? Will Carlos Pena defeat the dreaded Mendoza Line? Will Z cause someone grave bodily harm? All this and more will be decided in the coming months as we prepare to sign Albert Pujols in the off season. Hooray. Until these things happen, there's always this: http://i.imgur.com/eA2uV.jpg Kevin Correia who apparently hasn't done anything funny... vs. http://i.imgur.com/4kt1Z.jpg The strange google image results photoshop that is... Ryan Dempster. There are no stats because... it's Opening Day. Besides, that stuff is best left to Mr. Fred Hornkohl. Go Cubs.