I haven't seen a game thread yet, presumably because no one cares. I'm procrastinating over here so if you do actually care... http://i.imgur.com/82wxT.gif On the mound for my hometown Padres: http://i.imgur.com/MaJge.jpg Tim "I kinda look like Vance" Stauffer 0-1, 4.80 ERA, 15 IP, 1.867 WHIP, 7/5 K/BB And opposing him on behalf of our beloved Cobs: http://i.imgur.com/obefx.jpg Z 2-0, 6.11 ERA, 17.2 IP, 1.585 WHIP, 13/9 K/BB And to provide a brief summary of today's goals via silly interwebs pictures... What Z needs to say to walks today: http://i.imgur.com/o9oNQ.jpg And where the Cubs need to be standing at the end of the game: http://i.imgur.com/zTCnM.jpg In sum: Their mascot is creepy/awful. Just win.