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A photo of Ozzie kissing his son in a traditional Venezuelan manner answers what now? It was a joke.

Here's a pretty good description... the Rockets were pretty clutch in '94 and '95. Ha, ha. I was joking about the Rockets being good in the mid-90's. That was over 10 years ago, and the city takes it nickname from it? Its never a good idea to give yourself a nickname. What does that make Chicago, with the Bulls winning 6 titles in 8 years? And Jordan's obsession with playing baseball is the only reason why the Rocket's have those two championships.

This should absolutely answer your question: http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/10/white_sox_kiss.jpg

I didn't know one way or another, but I definately knew that he has had to produce a birth certificate to travel back and forth. WELL THEN WHERE IS IT? EVERYONE ELSE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS EASILY AVAILABLE AND ACCESSABLE, WHY DON'T YOU PRODUCE ALBERT'S? The truth is that Albert is really a robot therefore there is no birth certificate. Then what's his serial number??? 3152565

I didn't know one way or another, but I definately knew that he has had to produce a birth certificate to travel back and forth. WELL THEN WHERE IS IT? EVERYONE ELSE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS EASILY AVAILABLE AND ACCESSABLE, WHY DON'T YOU PRODUCE ALBERT'S? The truth is that Albert is really a robot therefore there is no birth certificate.

Anybody care to guess who has been the Astro's best pitcher the past two years in the playoffs? Oswalt? He had two great starts against the Cards in the 05 NLCS but other than that has been mediocre. Pettitte? A decent start in the World Series but a bad NLCS. Clemens? Got lit up by the White Sox and was mediocre the year before. The best post season pitcher for the Astro's has been Brandon Backe. With the exception of the 05 NLDS he has been lights out. He was unhittable against the Cards in 04 and 05. And he may need Tommy John surgery this year. So you can hype the Oswalt/Clemens/Pettitte playoff rotation all you want, assuming they even make the playoffs. But the fact is that their best pitcher in the playoffs might not even be able to pitch.

I didn't know one way or another, but I definately knew that he has had to produce a birth certificate to travel back and forth.

Did I say he was a U.S. citizen? I said he needed a birth certificate to travel to the DR and back. Therefore he would need a DR birth certificate to get back into the U.S. Further more he would need to obtain the required documentation to be able and stay in the U.S., which also requires a birth certificate. You are only making yourself look like a fool here.

The guy is batting over .500 with the bases loaded in over 30 at bats. :shock:

Wow! I'll have to get an atlas for all these Cards fans locations. What power the Cubs fans have over them to come here to talk baseball. Now..onto destroying your points. 1) Pujols' age was in question by a rival KC high school. His HS-Fort Osage-even petitioned to have Pujols eligible for another year. Pujols admits he even lied to get a date with his wife. Many media people have questioned his age and until he produces a 'certified birth certificate'-they will continue to do so. But not to worry, a couple of Cards fans are busy looking for it and have promised to show all of us here. Still waiting. 2) Glad he says he's has been tested 3 times. But then MLB is prohibited from even commenting on any sort of testing schedule. So, that story is coming from who? 3) I hope your 2 years of residency wasn't in anything medical. There are plenty of tests for HGH, but they involve blood testing-not just urine testing. Pujols knows that players can not be tested for HGH under the current contract and substance abuse policy. But if he wants to step up and be a leader-I will pay for his HGH test at a medical clinic in Downers Grove. 4) It's one thing to sell your autograph, it's another to jack up the price for your autograph and hide behind some foundation. There are plenty of players who have done more in the game and don't charge as much. Sandberg, Banks, Williams, Santo come to mind right away. Pujols travels to the Dominican Republic every offseason. For anybody to travel there or any other island in the Caribbean they need to have a birth certificate or a passport which also requires a birth certeficate to get. Therefore Pujols has provided a birth certificate before to the proper authority. Just because he hasn't knocked on your door and personally shown it to you doesn't mean that other people haven't seen it.