Master Shake
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To quote a song from my favorite Christian musician, Steve Taylor... "Life unwinds like a cheap sweater, But since I gave up hope I feel a lot better. And the truth gets blurred like a wet letter, But since I gave up hope I feel a lot better WHile the world winds down to a final prayer NOthing soothes quicker like complete despair I predict by dinner I won't even care But since I gave up hope I feel a lot better."
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At this point this team is SO bad, that one good offseason can't possibly fix this mess. I'm almost to the point of writing off next year as well. "Wait till the year after next!"
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Let's put it this way: When you shell out your hard earned money at a high-priced restaurant, you deserve a high quality meal. If you get served a slice of fried baloney with a carrot stick, and get charged $35.00 for the "atmosphere" of the place, you're getting ripped off. I'm tired of the fried baloney / carrot stick cubs! I want my Filet Mingon, doggonit!
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His grammar is as good as his managing! :lol: :lol:
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3 HR in 2 days for ARam.. THink he's coming around? -
I'm not talking about anyone in the Cubs organization. I'm talking us, the faithful, the fans. I keep heaning fans of "the other team" and the "Team rumored to be in St. Louis" saying "You don't deserve anything, you have to win the championshipps, blahblahblahblahcubssuckblahblahblah." This is true. It has to be earned and the Cubs do suck. At least this year. BUt who earns it? That's right, the people in the front office, and the people on the field. How about the fans? Those of us who support this team by going to wrigley, buying baseball caps, buying products advertised during the broadcasts, constantly trying to defend the indefensable.. Yes, we THE FANS deserve a WS title because of our LOYALTY to this team! We give and give to this organization, and yet, for 96 years, we end up with the same results. We, the fans, deserve better than what we are given.
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This game could be called "From bad to Wuertz"
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I have learned a very important lesson tonight... Deal or No Deal is more enteraining than Cubs baseball.
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I have the Cubs game on in one room, and I'm sitting here in the living room watching my kids play "Super Monkey Ball 2"'s baseball party game, and I'm having more fun watching my kids play.
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Is that what Len was talking about when he said "He swings his bat anywhere, anytime.....day and night.." ? I only caught part of it. It was where he was kissing his bat, then put it between his legs and rubbed it, then I think it was Len who said he likes to sleep with it. You can't write comedy like that!
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Didanyone get the bit about "Cabrerra loves his bat"? OMG! That was hilarious! I'd like to get that bit in a video file, if anyone can get it.
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WOO HOO RONNY!
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I say we all chip in and buy him a mouthful of concrete.
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Something must be wrong with Yahoo! Sports.. We have a LEAD going into the 9th? Last I looked, we were losing 4-2 Oh, and the Hosers' announcers are horrible. HE GAW? WT Heck is that ccrap?
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...You could make a boatload of money by betting against them in Vegas.
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During today's game, the kids were watching their favorite show "Fairly OddParents". Anyway, the plot of today's episode was Timmy wished he had never been born, and the fairies show him that if he had never been born, how much better things would have been. When he decided he wanted to be born again, the fairies tried to stop him, and one thing they said was "Think of the world champion Chicago Cubs!" So, in summation, Forget dusty, hendry, MacPhail, heck, forget Bartman and the Goat. The reason the Cubs haven't won is because Timmy Turner was born.
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Any port in a storm... And this storm makes Katrina look like a sprinkle.
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If I had the money to bring it, I'd push for a class action lawsuit against these buttholes.
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5/20 - Cubs (Hill) @ White Sox (Garcia) - 12:20 FOX
Master Shake replied to Marco4's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
As a person, yes, I hope he's OK. As a person who's ticked off and frustrated, I hope he stays off the lineup for the rest of the year...Its hard to be nice anymore. -
Trade Maddux
Master Shake replied to JeffH's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
I'd actually like to keep Maddux on as a pitching coach. -
5/20 - Cubs (Hill) @ White Sox (Garcia) - 12:20 FOX
Master Shake replied to Marco4's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
I just prayed for a miracle, and Jesus came down to me and said "Sorry kid, you're on your own. Nothing I can do up here." -
Zoloft, Efexxor, Prozac...
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Same stuff different day... HEY BASEBALL GODS! WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE OUR TURN?!?!?!?!?! I'm TIRED of rooting for the SEWER of MLB! Dusty said "Why not us?" I'LL TELL YOU WHY! BECAUSE YOU SUCK, HENDRY SUCKS, MacPhail SUCKS, CONTRIBCO SUCKS, WRIGLEY CO. SUCKS, EVERY OWNER OF THE CUBS FOR THE LAST 100 YEARS SUCKS... If we don't win it all by the 100th year, I'm giving up baseball for good. (yeah right. I say this junk every year, and I always come back) I'm TIRED of getting ridiculed by fans of the S-- and the C----! I'd like to say I don't care anymore. But I care MORE than I ever have for some reason. FIX THIS MESS NOW!
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5/20 - Cubs (Hill) @ White Sox (Garcia) - 12:20 FOX
Master Shake replied to Marco4's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
So, just got in... What's with the ejections? Did the ump eject the entire Cubs team? Score would indicate so.
