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It'll become so apparent that he's the better option of the three, that he'll start the season in Iowa.

a broken finger-tip is merely the top of a slippery slope towards a pulled hamstring

1. Alex Rodriguez 2. Albert Pujols 3. Hanley Ramirez 4. Jose Reyes 5. Ryan Braun 6. David Wright 7. Chase Utley 8. Jimmy Rollins 9. Miguel Cabrera 10. Johan Santana 11. Matt Holliday 12. Ryan Howard 13. Grady Sizemore 14. Prince Fielder 15. Jake Peavy 16. Troy Tulowitzki 17. Victor Martinez 18. Carl Crawford 19. Alfonso Soriano 20. David Ortiz 21. Carlos Beltran 22. Brandon Webb 23. Vlad Guerrero 24. Ichiro 25. Derrek Lee 26. Russell Martin 27. Joe Mauer 28. Brandon Phillips 29. Brian Roberts 30. BJ Upton 31. Derek Jeter 32. Corey Hart 33. Josh Beckett 34. Manny Ramirez 35. Dan Haren 36. Robinson Cano 37. Justin Verlander 38. Erik Bedard 39. Aramis Ramirez 40. Cole Hamels 41. Larry Wayne "Chipper" Jones 42. Adam Dunn 43. Mark Teixeira 44. CC Sabathia 45. Carlos Lee 46. Lance Berkman 47. Roy Halladay 48. Carlos Zambrano 49. Scott Kazmir 50. Francisco Liriano 51. John Smoltz 52. John Lackey 53. Chris Young (the outfielder) 54. Curtis Granderson 55. Brian McCann 56. Ian Kinsler 57. Magglio Ordonez 58. Jorge Posada 59. Khalil Greene 60. Carlos Guillen 61. Garrett Atkins 62. Felix Hernandez 63. Aaron Rowand 64. Geovany Soto 65. Chris Young (the weirdly proportioned pitcher) 66. Roy Oswalt 67. Aaron Harang 68. Ryan Zimmerman 69. Carlos Pena 70. Joe Nathan 71. Matt Kemp 72. Francisco Rodriguez 73. Dan Uggla 74. Gary Sheffield 75. Jonathan Paplebon 76. Daisuke Matsuzaka 77. Hunter Pence 78. Tim Lincecum 79. Rich Hill 80. Nick Markakis 81. Rickie Weeks 82. Kosuke Fukudome 83. Kenji Johjima 84.Fausto Carmona 85. JJ Putz 86. Takashi Saito 87. Jose Valverde 88. Todd Helton 89. Javier Vazquez 90. Nick Swisher 91. James Shields 92. Miguel Tejada 93. Brad Hawpe 94. Hideki Matsui 95. Travis Hafner 96. Edgar Renteria 97. Alex Rios 98. JJ Hardy 99. Chone Figgins 100. Billy Wagner 101. Joba Chamberlain 102. A.J. Burnett- picking for IMB 103. Bobby Abreu 104. Shane Victorino

control f? i don't have that button

I'm about 99% sure I've already seen something like that. party pooper some out-of-towner will think its clever. REALLY THEY WILL

yeah i don't think it was actually your turn yet mizzou

troll

freaking cardinals troll

this is surely a sign of things to come

#38 Arrested Development

lol, huge boner for wood I should make a t-shirt that says "We've Got Wood for Wood"

except he's switching leagues, and not in a ted lilly kind of way. and one of the things that makes his so-so pitching palatable - his hitting - is taken away from him in the league switch.

and, Cleveland is awesome. I hope my family gets playoff tickets this year.

is this based on performance or affection? edit: and i'm not trying to be an ass, I'm just curious, because I see one glaring omission if it's based on performance

Hahah, are you serious? Wow, what a tard. One sec, please. lol dummy

just get this done so i can order my jersey shirt already

FINALLY THE DEAD CAN REST IN PEACE

keep the troths though, i don't want to have to wait in a line like a woman just cause some dude has an irrational fear of my wang

and neither is wrigley. honestly, i can at least understand why people are put off by a name change. I don't agree with it at all, but I understand the sentiment, and that I'm in a pretty small minority on the issue. but not wanting a gutting and rebuild of the grandstands? That I just can't understand. It's going to have to be done, or else the Cubs will have to move. Plus, the grandstands/concourse suck. As long as the general design principle of sacrificing some sight-lines on the lower deck in order to make the upper-deck closer to the action, I'm OK with it. Honestly, I don't really see how there would be room to do it otherwise, but then again i'm not an architect/engineer, so, that opinion's worth pretty much nothing.

nothing's more cowardly than anonymous voting in a mustard poll besides, what's better than country dijon? WHAT DAMNIT!!!

85. JJ Putz 86. Takashi Saito 87. Jose Valverde 88. Todd Helton 89. Javier Vazquez

haha anyway, i'm all for the knuck. I wish more pitchers threw it.

I knew this was going to happen when he said Randall Simon was like a normal-sized brother.

Which is it?

oh snap, i forgot about taco salad. for shame, me. for shame.