Am I the only one that likes the pitchers hitting? If only because pitchers juicing home runs is really, really, extra cool. Wood, Z, Lester, and Arrieta hitting dingers are very fond memories in my brain. Here is my lame slippery slope argument: How long would it take after the DH is instituted league-wide until people are clamoring for shortstops to have their ABs covered by guys with Dadbods who can't field? 1) Pitchers occasionally hitting a homer doesn't make up for all the thousands of terrible AB's that we have to watch. 2) That is a very lame slippery slope argument.