Cardinals apparently have a policy on shirts with the word "suck". Ushers don't get to use discretion. People have been turned away for "Cancer sucks" shirts too. They say they are going to update the policy and the new policy should be in place by next week.
he's gotta be doublegood for the both of em I keep wanting to holler at Dexter not to swing for the fences so much, but he's the only one hitting consistently, so screw it. Hit it hard, Dex!
She might be the one in trouble. She's the one wearing a ring. Or it's his sister. Or friend. Starting something with "I think deadspin commenters figured this out..." Actually I started it with "Ha". That's an indication that it was something not serious, but possibly worth a laugh.