he's gotta be doublegood for the both of em I keep wanting to holler at Dexter not to swing for the fences so much, but he's the only one hitting consistently, so screw it. Hit it hard, Dex!
She might be the one in trouble. She's the one wearing a ring. Or it's his sister. Or friend. Starting something with "I think deadspin commenters figured this out..." Actually I started it with "Ha". That's an indication that it was something not serious, but possibly worth a laugh.
HA...I think Deadspin commenters figured this out...that chick is not his wife. She's immediately hiding her face and dude is flying up the stairs, leaving her behind. That dude may be in some trouble at home.