There's something about being so angry with this team that makes me want to be even more angry. It's like an Cubs/anger fetish I have. I can't explain it.
For me it's less depressing to think of his contract as a 5 year deal starting next year, rather than an 8 year deal with 5 years remaining. The thought of that makes me irate.
Sweep these guys and maybe I can salvage my interest for the season* *Who am I kidding? I'll still watch with false hope even if they fall 10 games back because I'm trapped for life