According to the guys at http://www.thehotstovereport.com, the Cubs are getting in the Vazquez line, and they expect Bradley to be a Cub in a few days, but the most interesting thing is that NO ONE wants Patterson. Okay, so if we're stuck with him, and, I can think of far worse scenarios (Curtis Goodwin), what are our options (literally)? Can we shove him back to AAA without exposing him? Should we just keep him on the bench and let him spell Pierre every once in a while?