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  1. Sammy Sofa
    No, I want it as my status.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Bunts lick butts just because they are either a reminder that I'm watching a terrible hitter who should not be playing baseball or that the stupid NL still hasn't the adopted the DH. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY ARE EVER GOOD.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, his overall FG $ value was somewhere in the $80-90 million range last time I checked.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Their contracts aren't similar at all. Cutler's is well set up for them to cut their losses if necessary.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly04o4NxyG1qlvj4w.gif
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Bravo.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    And with those words the Great War of Dick Pics began.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    All this is missing is it being scrawled on a wall in blood.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe if you pulled your pants up and stopped being a d*ck, we'd all be better off. Your life is very sad if your emotions are limited to people you know. I don't personally feel the need to make dick comments about dead people. But if you're emotions are effected by all the strangers in the world, you WILL be a very sad person. Nobody said anything of the kind, but it's nice to know you and apete6 can join Careless in the illustrious Baffled by Feelings Club.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Appropriately vague. Well done, Rick.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I hope this doesn't come off as insensitive but, really Matheny? You're fans aren't special you dick. Seriously I've seen nothing about an outpouring of grief from the Cubs fans. I thank him though for it only taking a day for me to be able to go back to hating the cardinals again. Thanks, jerk. It's baffling how anyone could be mad over this.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I'll follow you, but it'll be to your house to beat the crap out of you. http://ronethebeatdfw.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/jayzyikes.gif?w=420 Everything this dude posts is terrifying.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Portland would be better, but then you have Portland in the AL East. Easy. Move Detroit to the AL East, Houston to the AL Central, and Portland to the AL West. Detroit has ties to the AL East (pre-realignment) and Houston is the new AL member and has ties to playing in a central division NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. This offends me.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    http://replygif.net/i/1218.gif
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Can you act like a decent human being for two seconds?
  16. Sammy Sofa
    His contract is pretty well set up for them to cut him and not have it cripple them.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Looking back on the years we lived in Southeast Asia it's a miracle we were never in any kind of car wreck.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I hope this doesn't come off as insensitive but, really Matheny? Eh; the whole organization and fanbase is in mourning and you're just reeling for things to say that aren't heartbreaking. You'd likely see nearly any team say something along those lines. Plus it's not like that was the entire statement:
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I'm sure everyone had a bunch of sports/competition-related thoughts go through their head. It's not difficult to actually exercise some self-control.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Really? No second thoughts before hitting "post?"
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I made this thread a STAAAAAARRRRRR.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Man, this is incredibly depressing. To try and lighten things up a bit; he did inspire maybe the greatest player graphic of all time: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--VIO_MPNy--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/17hjeamauz9gajpg.jpg
  23. Sammy Sofa
    You wouldn't know good power pop if it slapped you in the balls.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Think these guys:
  25. Sammy Sofa
    No, [expletive] you, you've ruined it.
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