Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Yay, Castro. Look how happy he is! They got this. -
Not true; he could lay down a mean bunt if he had to.
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Yiiiiiiiikes.
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Welp. That just happened.
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Blargh. That was really rank.
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Well, that was ridiculously dong-able. AND AGAIN. Hit that stupid thing.
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What the [expletive] were TBFiB even clapping for when Soler thought he had ball 4? The ump?
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YES. Great AB.
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Get off the bench, you fartknocker.
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:flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: Grant me dongs.
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Solo bar-watching [expletive] sucks. I'm feasting on some fantastic ultra spicy Chinese food right now, so this win is a lock.
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Ignore ARCubsFan; he's a crapbag.
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Rizzo and Starlin are both equally bad at the plate. Can't win with them doing nothing, just not going to happen. They should bench them all, right?
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Ahhh, whatever. Still gonna win this at Wrigley. Go sniff some farts out of a jar, Cardinals.
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I really hope you pooped your pants.
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This game-tying grand slam is going to be life-changing.
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Strop is just kind of heaving the ball in there.
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Whoops!
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Nope "You, Pham: get out there and hit a home run." "You got it, skip!"
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It is probably rosin, from the rosin bag Hahahahahahahaahah!
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Fine, so now they just have to crush their hearts with a 3-run dong. Easy.
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Just hold them to that one run. Fate will handle the rest.
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Joe is...perplexing me.
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You do realize it's been two games and in those games basically nobody besides Schwarber and Fowler has been putting good wood on the ball, right?
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It's amazing that it happens like that when you have Ross and Lester hitting back to back. Hard to get anything going. Puts too much pressure on the top 7. Yes, no team in baseball has been able to handle the spirit-crushing combo of a weak-hitting catcher and a pitcher batting. LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
